| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
168.90 |
1.0800 |
0.3380 |
129 |
1 |
168.90 |
2010-12-21 |
| 2. |
The odds are that you will generally meet the worst of them.... |
152.53 |
1.0736 |
0.2169 |
256 |
2 |
130.67 |
2010-12-21 |
| 3. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
145.95 |
0.9253 |
0.2951 |
118 |
1 |
145.95 |
2011-02-02 |
| 4. |
Be impeccable with your word - speak with integrity. Say onl... |
142.62 |
1.0464 |
0.1619 |
213 |
1 |
142.62 |
2011-02-02 |
| 5. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
142.12 |
1.0426 |
0.1516 |
131 |
1 |
142.12 |
2010-11-30 |
| 6. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
139.61 |
1.0370 |
0.1396 |
262 |
4 |
125.34 |
2010-12-21 |
| 7. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
137.70 |
1.0616 |
0.1060 |
304 |
1 |
137.70 |
2010-12-21 |
| 8. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
137.66 |
0.8965 |
0.2645 |
150 |
1 |
137.66 |
2009-01-28 |
| 9. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
135.84 |
1.0414 |
0.1024 |
234 |
1 |
135.84 |
2010-12-21 |
| 10. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
133.78 |
1.0476 |
0.0702 |
110 |
1 |
133.78 |
2010-11-30 |
| 11. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
133.65 |
1.0124 |
0.1193 |
275 |
1 |
133.65 |
2010-12-21 |
| 12. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
133.50 |
1.0125 |
0.1077 |
171 |
1 |
133.50 |
2010-12-21 |
| 13. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
132.87 |
0.9604 |
0.1571 |
285 |
1 |
132.87 |
2011-02-02 |
| 14. |
This planet has, or rather had, a problem, which was this: m... |
132.47 |
1.0543 |
0.0644 |
360 |
2 |
128.10 |
2010-11-30 |
| 15. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
131.86 |
0.9809 |
0.1263 |
209 |
1 |
131.86 |
2010-11-30 |
| 16. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
131.53 |
1.0082 |
0.0952 |
212 |
2 |
129.13 |
2010-12-21 |
| 17. |
The only message I got was from the company that holds my st... |
131.15 |
0.9678 |
0.1418 |
392 |
1 |
131.15 |
2010-12-21 |
| 18. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
130.83 |
1.0867 |
0.0114 |
171 |
1 |
130.83 |
2010-11-30 |
| 19. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
129.39 |
0.9408 |
0.1438 |
177 |
1 |
129.39 |
2011-02-02 |
| 20. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
129.00 |
1.0682 |
0.0200 |
266 |
1 |
129.00 |
2010-12-21 |
| 21. |
For centuries, the battle of morality was fought between tho... |
128.35 |
1.1198 |
-0.0394 |
247 |
1 |
128.35 |
2009-01-28 |
| 22. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
127.48 |
1.0403 |
0.0320 |
234 |
1 |
127.48 |
2010-12-21 |
| 23. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
125.28 |
1.1095 |
-0.0517 |
252 |
1 |
125.28 |
2010-12-21 |
| 24. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
125.23 |
0.9890 |
0.0700 |
272 |
1 |
125.23 |
2009-10-19 |
| 25. |
All the blue light reflections that color my mind when I sle... |
125.22 |
1.0399 |
0.0203 |
257 |
1 |
125.22 |
2010-11-30 |
| 26. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
124.97 |
1.0197 |
0.0312 |
204 |
1 |
124.97 |
2010-12-21 |
| 27. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
124.71 |
0.9768 |
0.0746 |
237 |
1 |
124.71 |
2011-02-02 |
| 28. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
123.99 |
1.0585 |
-0.0114 |
226 |
2 |
117.30 |
2010-12-21 |
| 29. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
123.97 |
0.9857 |
0.0643 |
268 |
1 |
123.97 |
2011-02-02 |
| 30. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
123.63 |
0.9915 |
0.0486 |
281 |
1 |
123.63 |
2010-12-21 |
| 31. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
123.47 |
1.1138 |
-0.0649 |
341 |
1 |
123.47 |
2010-12-21 |
| 32. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
122.08 |
0.9709 |
0.0562 |
264 |
1 |
122.08 |
2010-12-21 |
| 33. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
122.02 |
0.9807 |
0.0354 |
129 |
1 |
122.02 |
2010-11-30 |
| 34. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
121.16 |
1.0264 |
-0.0098 |
191 |
1 |
121.16 |
2011-02-02 |
| 35. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
120.91 |
1.0272 |
-0.0108 |
226 |
1 |
120.91 |
2010-12-21 |
| 36. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
120.89 |
1.0543 |
-0.0394 |
182 |
1 |
120.89 |
2009-01-28 |
| 37. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
120.43 |
0.9933 |
0.0287 |
450 |
1 |
120.43 |
2009-10-19 |
| 38. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
120.28 |
1.0165 |
-0.0045 |
316 |
1 |
120.28 |
2010-11-30 |
| 39. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
120.03 |
1.0287 |
-0.0186 |
269 |
1 |
120.03 |
2010-11-30 |
| 40. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
119.89 |
1.0411 |
-0.0295 |
341 |
1 |
119.89 |
2009-01-28 |
| 41. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
119.78 |
0.9963 |
0.0100 |
274 |
1 |
119.78 |
2013-03-06 |
| 42. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
119.39 |
1.0615 |
-0.0586 |
201 |
1 |
119.39 |
2010-11-30 |
| 43. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
119.32 |
0.9909 |
0.0182 |
334 |
1 |
119.32 |
2009-01-28 |
| 44. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
119.31 |
1.0194 |
-0.0169 |
224 |
1 |
119.31 |
2010-12-21 |
| 45. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
117.87 |
0.9763 |
0.0163 |
143 |
1 |
117.87 |
2010-12-21 |
| 46. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
117.51 |
0.9538 |
0.0362 |
276 |
1 |
117.51 |
2010-12-21 |
| 47. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
117.26 |
0.9123 |
0.0845 |
351 |
1 |
117.26 |
2010-12-21 |
| 48. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
117.24 |
0.9829 |
0.0037 |
229 |
1 |
117.24 |
2013-03-06 |
| 49. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
117.08 |
1.0562 |
-0.0648 |
360 |
1 |
117.08 |
2010-11-30 |
| 50. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
116.09 |
1.0881 |
-0.1142 |
210 |
2 |
77.16 |
2009-10-19 |
| 51. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
115.85 |
0.9541 |
0.0221 |
236 |
1 |
115.85 |
2011-02-02 |
| 52. |
In the English language, swearing is essential to effective ... |
115.21 |
0.9377 |
0.0400 |
198 |
1 |
115.21 |
2013-03-06 |
| 53. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
113.52 |
0.8778 |
0.0801 |
285 |
1 |
113.52 |
2010-12-21 |
| 54. |
Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
112.84 |
0.8981 |
0.0611 |
255 |
1 |
112.84 |
2010-11-30 |
| 55. |
The idea of "Mr. Right" has been passed down over the genera... |
112.31 |
0.9630 |
-0.0037 |
379 |
1 |
112.31 |
2010-12-21 |
| 56. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
111.96 |
0.9680 |
-0.0251 |
256 |
1 |
111.96 |
2010-11-30 |
| 57. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
111.35 |
0.9966 |
-0.0517 |
377 |
1 |
111.35 |
2010-11-30 |
| 58. |
To drive out of the Central Valley of California on a hot da... |
111.12 |
0.9523 |
-0.0049 |
576 |
1 |
111.12 |
2010-11-30 |
| 59. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
111.09 |
0.9756 |
-0.0411 |
223 |
1 |
111.09 |
2009-10-19 |
| 60. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
110.72 |
0.9046 |
0.0407 |
448 |
1 |
110.72 |
2010-12-21 |
| 61. |
I'm so glad you came, I'm so glad you remembered, to see how... |
110.51 |
1.0315 |
-0.1020 |
193 |
1 |
110.51 |
2010-12-21 |
| 62. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
110.18 |
1.0464 |
-0.1137 |
294 |
1 |
110.18 |
2010-11-30 |
| 63. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
109.54 |
0.9402 |
-0.0201 |
310 |
1 |
109.54 |
2010-12-21 |
| 64. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
108.77 |
0.9810 |
-0.0605 |
362 |
1 |
108.77 |
2010-12-21 |
| 65. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
108.19 |
0.8986 |
0.0128 |
216 |
1 |
108.19 |
2010-11-30 |
| 66. |
In short order, Carter then proceeded to kill any chance he ... |
108.02 |
0.9284 |
-0.0158 |
346 |
1 |
108.02 |
2010-11-30 |
| 67. |
Wilkinson County was a recipient of one of the new "separate... |
107.62 |
0.8437 |
0.0619 |
268 |
1 |
107.62 |
2010-12-21 |
| 68. |
Your faith was strong but you needed proof. You saw her bath... |
107.01 |
0.9987 |
-0.0936 |
236 |
1 |
107.01 |
2010-12-21 |
| 69. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
106.97 |
0.8984 |
0.0097 |
267 |
2 |
105.71 |
2010-12-21 |
| 70. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
106.70 |
0.9836 |
-0.0855 |
289 |
1 |
106.70 |
2011-02-02 |
| 71. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
106.68 |
1.0059 |
-0.1068 |
283 |
1 |
106.68 |
2009-01-28 |
| 72. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
106.54 |
0.8936 |
0.0019 |
346 |
2 |
91.09 |
2012-05-12 |
| 73. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
106.50 |
0.9400 |
-0.0408 |
434 |
1 |
106.50 |
2010-11-30 |
| 74. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
105.44 |
1.0419 |
-0.1511 |
341 |
1 |
105.44 |
2012-05-12 |
| 75. |
So, I'm tending bar there at Ecklund & Swedlin's last Tuesda... |
105.35 |
0.8328 |
0.0578 |
343 |
1 |
105.35 |
2010-11-30 |
| 76. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
105.05 |
1.0600 |
-0.1755 |
351 |
1 |
105.05 |
2010-11-30 |
| 77. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
104.29 |
0.9271 |
-0.0497 |
295 |
1 |
104.29 |
2009-01-28 |
| 78. |
Geometry sets out from certain conceptions such as "plane," ... |
102.15 |
0.8887 |
-0.0150 |
464 |
1 |
102.15 |
2010-12-21 |
| 79. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
101.68 |
0.9597 |
-0.1037 |
251 |
1 |
101.68 |
2010-11-30 |
| 80. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
101.61 |
0.9425 |
-0.0868 |
248 |
2 |
97.94 |
2012-05-12 |
| 81. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
101.54 |
0.8880 |
-0.0334 |
296 |
1 |
101.54 |
2011-02-02 |
| 82. |
Unlike the other four senses located in the logical regions ... |
100.92 |
1.0060 |
-0.1505 |
244 |
1 |
100.92 |
2010-12-21 |
| 83. |
Disillusion is the greatest gift I can give you. But, becaus... |
100.17 |
0.8986 |
-0.0509 |
363 |
1 |
100.17 |
2009-01-28 |
| 84. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
99.89 |
1.0301 |
-0.1912 |
268 |
1 |
99.89 |
2013-03-06 |
| 85. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
97.75 |
0.9422 |
-0.1252 |
190 |
1 |
97.75 |
2013-03-06 |
| 86. |
Contrary to the feminist cant, there are many things we can ... |
97.21 |
1.0504 |
-0.2308 |
225 |
1 |
97.21 |
2010-11-30 |
| 87. |
And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who though... |
95.88 |
0.9804 |
-0.1739 |
227 |
1 |
95.88 |
2010-12-21 |
| 88. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
92.28 |
0.8172 |
-0.0460 |
204 |
1 |
92.28 |
2009-01-28 |
| 89. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
90.79 |
0.8624 |
-0.1038 |
174 |
1 |
90.79 |
2009-01-28 |
| 90. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
88.44 |
1.0873 |
-0.3472 |
243 |
1 |
88.44 |
2011-02-02 |