| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Haven't I taught you anything? What have I always told you? ... |
98.16 |
0.9341 |
0.4765 |
149 |
1 |
98.16 |
2017-11-30 |
| 2. |
It is now time to make it unclear. To write off lines that d... |
94.15 |
1.0773 |
0.3023 |
290 |
1 |
94.15 |
2018-11-04 |
| 3. |
There's a piece of Maria in every song that I sing. And the ... |
93.86 |
1.1095 |
0.2749 |
252 |
3 |
81.47 |
2014-09-18 |
| 4. |
They just use your mind and they never give you credit. It's... |
93.74 |
1.0465 |
0.3339 |
293 |
1 |
93.74 |
2017-11-30 |
| 5. |
You're born alone and you die alone, and this world just dro... |
93.10 |
1.0642 |
0.3061 |
206 |
1 |
93.10 |
2018-11-04 |
| 6. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
89.10 |
1.1086 |
0.2032 |
233 |
2 |
77.38 |
2013-10-18 |
| 7. |
I am fundamentally an optimist. Whether that comes from natu... |
88.30 |
1.0007 |
0.3067 |
349 |
1 |
88.30 |
2016-11-16 |
| 8. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
86.58 |
1.1093 |
0.1593 |
220 |
2 |
82.57 |
2016-08-02 |
| 9. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
86.30 |
1.0165 |
0.2527 |
316 |
3 |
71.61 |
2014-09-18 |
| 10. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
85.87 |
0.9807 |
0.2715 |
129 |
1 |
85.87 |
2014-09-18 |
| 11. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
85.56 |
1.0341 |
0.2244 |
273 |
1 |
85.56 |
2016-08-02 |
| 12. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
85.36 |
1.0060 |
0.2513 |
225 |
1 |
85.36 |
2013-04-10 |
| 13. |
Imagine fish swimming in a shallow pond, just below the lily... |
83.53 |
0.9379 |
0.2734 |
458 |
1 |
83.53 |
2017-11-30 |
| 14. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
83.48 |
1.0287 |
0.1991 |
269 |
3 |
72.99 |
2013-10-31 |
| 15. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
83.16 |
1.0557 |
0.1693 |
289 |
3 |
70.57 |
2014-09-18 |
| 16. |
When I was a kid, you never saw radicchio in the produce sec... |
82.74 |
0.9536 |
0.2727 |
311 |
3 |
67.37 |
2017-11-30 |
| 17. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
82.55 |
1.0461 |
0.1711 |
318 |
3 |
75.37 |
2014-09-18 |
| 18. |
After water, protein is the most plentiful substance in our ... |
81.92 |
0.9816 |
0.2187 |
227 |
1 |
81.92 |
2017-11-30 |
| 19. |
How often do you think about why your friends came into your... |
81.53 |
1.0224 |
0.1750 |
389 |
1 |
81.53 |
2017-11-30 |
| 20. |
I was shaking like a leaf, so without thinking I lit up a ci... |
81.40 |
0.9736 |
0.2313 |
378 |
1 |
81.40 |
2016-08-02 |
| 21. |
There are still some places where you can get all you can ea... |
81.09 |
0.9918 |
0.2085 |
400 |
2 |
71.29 |
2017-11-30 |
| 22. |
When we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceivi... |
80.58 |
1.0759 |
0.1153 |
273 |
2 |
68.47 |
2013-02-12 |
| 23. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
80.38 |
1.0466 |
0.1358 |
230 |
1 |
80.38 |
2013-04-10 |
| 24. |
Carbohydrates are formed when carbon dioxide and water come ... |
80.15 |
0.9153 |
0.2425 |
291 |
1 |
80.15 |
2017-11-30 |
| 25. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
79.78 |
1.0588 |
0.1148 |
281 |
1 |
79.78 |
2013-02-12 |
| 26. |
The basic concept is simple: a satellite in geosynchronous o... |
78.65 |
0.9338 |
0.2333 |
326 |
2 |
70.96 |
2014-09-18 |
| 27. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
78.57 |
1.0094 |
0.1464 |
256 |
2 |
72.56 |
2013-04-10 |
| 28. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
78.48 |
1.0006 |
0.1542 |
311 |
2 |
69.17 |
2013-10-31 |
| 29. |
So it's all come back round to breaking apart again. Breakin... |
78.45 |
1.0697 |
0.0939 |
341 |
1 |
78.45 |
2013-04-10 |
| 30. |
Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be. As a frie... |
78.17 |
1.0130 |
0.1260 |
200 |
1 |
78.17 |
2017-11-30 |
| 31. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
78.14 |
1.0481 |
0.0944 |
255 |
1 |
78.14 |
2013-04-10 |
| 32. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
78.03 |
0.9745 |
0.1753 |
388 |
2 |
69.41 |
2016-11-06 |
| 33. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
77.99 |
0.9780 |
0.1633 |
173 |
2 |
72.72 |
2013-10-31 |
| 34. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
77.89 |
0.9400 |
0.2088 |
434 |
1 |
77.89 |
2014-09-18 |
| 35. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
77.57 |
1.0877 |
0.0494 |
129 |
2 |
72.37 |
2013-04-10 |
| 36. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
77.32 |
1.0103 |
0.1213 |
209 |
1 |
77.32 |
2013-01-25 |
| 37. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
77.14 |
0.9884 |
0.1492 |
267 |
1 |
77.14 |
2016-11-06 |
| 38. |
I laugh at the whole notion of "Mr. Right" and you should to... |
76.76 |
0.8901 |
0.2380 |
273 |
2 |
63.23 |
2017-11-30 |
| 39. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
76.66 |
0.9966 |
0.1386 |
377 |
1 |
76.66 |
2014-09-18 |
| 40. |
I think you're gonna find - when all this stuff is over and ... |
76.46 |
1.0483 |
0.0820 |
305 |
1 |
76.46 |
2014-09-18 |
| 41. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
76.44 |
1.0529 |
0.0744 |
373 |
1 |
76.44 |
2013-01-18 |
| 42. |
You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, made a ... |
75.60 |
0.9849 |
0.1283 |
337 |
2 |
74.04 |
2013-02-13 |
| 43. |
We live in a charmed world. If we have money we can buy lite... |
75.50 |
0.9926 |
0.1294 |
413 |
1 |
75.50 |
2013-04-10 |
| 44. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
75.41 |
1.0777 |
0.0295 |
226 |
2 |
67.78 |
2013-01-25 |
| 45. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
75.39 |
1.0332 |
0.0748 |
267 |
1 |
75.39 |
2013-12-05 |
| 46. |
I can practically see your face and another revolutionary fa... |
75.15 |
1.0204 |
0.0766 |
143 |
1 |
75.15 |
2013-02-13 |
| 47. |
That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a li... |
74.82 |
0.9909 |
0.1137 |
334 |
2 |
69.73 |
2013-04-10 |
| 48. |
The treatment of atoms with more than one electron requires ... |
74.73 |
0.9703 |
0.1357 |
394 |
1 |
74.73 |
2013-04-11 |
| 49. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
74.72 |
0.9594 |
0.1378 |
258 |
1 |
74.72 |
2013-01-25 |
| 50. |
Historically, most wines contained less than 14 percent alco... |
74.70 |
0.9676 |
0.1365 |
247 |
1 |
74.70 |
2014-09-18 |
| 51. |
They say that right after God created man, he took a rib fro... |
74.46 |
1.0585 |
0.0392 |
226 |
2 |
71.12 |
2013-02-14 |
| 52. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
74.32 |
1.0334 |
0.0593 |
261 |
1 |
74.32 |
2013-02-13 |
| 53. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
74.30 |
0.9927 |
0.1007 |
276 |
1 |
74.30 |
2014-09-18 |
| 54. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
73.79 |
0.9957 |
0.0892 |
323 |
2 |
72.40 |
2013-01-25 |
| 55. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
73.71 |
1.0130 |
0.0709 |
288 |
1 |
73.71 |
2013-01-24 |
| 56. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
73.67 |
0.9974 |
0.0820 |
163 |
1 |
73.67 |
2013-01-25 |
| 57. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
73.41 |
0.9643 |
0.1240 |
282 |
1 |
73.41 |
2014-09-18 |
| 58. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
73.35 |
1.0082 |
0.0655 |
212 |
2 |
68.20 |
2013-04-11 |
| 59. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
73.01 |
1.0582 |
0.0124 |
180 |
1 |
73.01 |
2012-12-05 |
| 60. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
72.66 |
1.0590 |
0.0083 |
250 |
1 |
72.66 |
2012-11-23 |
| 61. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
72.57 |
0.9101 |
0.1612 |
351 |
1 |
72.57 |
2016-11-06 |
| 62. |
Don't take anything personally - nothing others do is becaus... |
72.31 |
1.0507 |
0.0183 |
253 |
1 |
72.31 |
2012-12-14 |
| 63. |
And I don't believe in the existence of angels but looking a... |
72.05 |
1.0616 |
0.0048 |
304 |
1 |
72.05 |
2013-08-22 |
| 64. |
There are very few things I wish I could change about those ... |
72.02 |
1.0698 |
-0.0038 |
303 |
2 |
68.59 |
2013-02-13 |
| 65. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
71.89 |
0.9346 |
0.1198 |
211 |
1 |
71.89 |
2013-08-23 |
| 66. |
Although his voice was also broken by uncertainty and his ha... |
71.87 |
1.0883 |
-0.0248 |
189 |
2 |
67.24 |
2013-02-13 |
| 67. |
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little... |
71.82 |
1.0792 |
-0.0182 |
251 |
2 |
69.44 |
2012-12-05 |
| 68. |
Paper as we know it today was invented in China in around 10... |
71.77 |
0.9817 |
0.0789 |
304 |
2 |
63.24 |
2013-02-12 |
| 69. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
71.76 |
0.9265 |
0.1281 |
254 |
2 |
69.71 |
2013-10-31 |
| 70. |
After removal from the oven, the pizza is sliced and plated ... |
71.73 |
1.0063 |
0.0532 |
293 |
1 |
71.73 |
2013-08-23 |
| 71. |
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, ... |
71.41 |
0.9736 |
0.0356 |
168 |
1 |
71.41 |
2017-11-30 |
| 72. |
The truth of the matter is that there are a lot of available... |
71.22 |
1.0069 |
0.0434 |
242 |
1 |
71.22 |
2013-04-10 |
| 73. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
70.95 |
0.9762 |
0.0668 |
249 |
1 |
70.95 |
2013-01-29 |
| 74. |
Typing competitions provided another test of the Qwerty keyb... |
70.85 |
0.9609 |
0.0858 |
331 |
1 |
70.85 |
2013-12-13 |
| 75. |
Many people limit themselves to leading boring, dull lives b... |
70.59 |
1.0667 |
-0.0186 |
308 |
1 |
70.59 |
2013-01-18 |
| 76. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
70.59 |
1.0639 |
-0.0245 |
303 |
1 |
70.59 |
2012-11-22 |
| 77. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
70.56 |
0.9857 |
0.0574 |
268 |
1 |
70.56 |
2013-01-25 |
| 78. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
70.52 |
0.9332 |
0.1050 |
295 |
1 |
70.52 |
2013-04-10 |
| 79. |
I often see racers, particularly at the back of the pack in ... |
70.43 |
0.9708 |
0.0625 |
349 |
1 |
70.43 |
2013-01-18 |
| 80. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
70.34 |
0.9931 |
0.0456 |
339 |
1 |
70.34 |
2013-01-24 |
| 81. |
I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They ... |
70.01 |
0.9839 |
0.0441 |
196 |
1 |
70.01 |
2013-01-24 |
| 82. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
69.98 |
1.1138 |
-0.0762 |
341 |
2 |
67.13 |
2013-08-22 |
| 83. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
69.87 |
1.0901 |
-0.0610 |
288 |
1 |
69.87 |
2012-12-05 |
| 84. |
Alfred Hitchcock once said, "Drama is life with the dull bit... |
69.86 |
0.9403 |
0.0995 |
345 |
1 |
69.86 |
2013-01-24 |
| 85. |
You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder ... |
69.29 |
0.9255 |
0.0910 |
173 |
1 |
69.29 |
2016-08-02 |
| 86. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
69.29 |
1.0234 |
-0.0006 |
392 |
1 |
69.29 |
2013-02-13 |
| 87. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
69.26 |
0.8936 |
0.1235 |
346 |
2 |
60.63 |
2014-09-18 |
| 88. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
69.11 |
0.9434 |
0.0772 |
367 |
1 |
69.11 |
2014-09-18 |
| 89. |
The Inca believed that if one did not give thanks and obedie... |
68.93 |
0.9809 |
0.0399 |
250 |
1 |
68.93 |
2013-08-22 |
| 90. |
That fear had been inside him for many years, it had lived w... |
68.91 |
1.0493 |
-0.0294 |
264 |
1 |
68.91 |
2012-12-06 |
| 91. |
Some have a positive vocation for breaking open safes: from ... |
68.87 |
0.9403 |
0.0809 |
307 |
2 |
62.72 |
2013-12-05 |
| 92. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
68.72 |
1.0279 |
-0.0230 |
172 |
1 |
68.72 |
2012-11-23 |
| 93. |
But older than me now, more constant, more real, and the fur... |
68.54 |
1.0836 |
-0.0729 |
206 |
2 |
68.29 |
2012-11-22 |
| 94. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
68.37 |
0.9113 |
0.1003 |
318 |
1 |
68.37 |
2013-01-18 |
| 95. |
Gardeners know how to grow top-notch crops. They determine w... |
68.31 |
0.9801 |
0.0321 |
282 |
1 |
68.31 |
2013-02-15 |
| 96. |
The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up lab... |
68.21 |
0.8571 |
0.1445 |
202 |
1 |
68.21 |
2013-04-10 |
| 97. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
68.07 |
0.9709 |
0.0285 |
264 |
1 |
68.07 |
2013-04-23 |
| 98. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
67.88 |
0.9445 |
0.0620 |
389 |
1 |
67.88 |
2013-01-25 |
| 99. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
67.74 |
1.0881 |
-0.0961 |
210 |
2 |
64.52 |
2012-11-23 |
| 100. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
67.68 |
1.0521 |
-0.0628 |
197 |
2 |
65.88 |
2012-12-04 |
| 101. |
Ideology: the process of making ideas. The work was generall... |
67.38 |
0.9692 |
0.0379 |
405 |
1 |
67.38 |
2013-12-05 |
| 102. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
67.21 |
1.0427 |
-0.0540 |
269 |
1 |
67.21 |
2012-11-24 |
| 103. |
Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist both in ... |
66.64 |
1.0509 |
-0.0643 |
295 |
1 |
66.64 |
2012-12-04 |
| 104. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
66.51 |
1.0672 |
-0.0911 |
239 |
1 |
66.51 |
2013-01-16 |
| 105. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
66.35 |
1.0403 |
-0.0670 |
234 |
1 |
66.35 |
2013-01-25 |
| 106. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
66.25 |
0.9681 |
0.0113 |
392 |
1 |
66.25 |
2013-01-18 |
| 107. |
Music finds a comfortable parallel with that of human langua... |
66.20 |
1.0243 |
-0.0478 |
153 |
1 |
66.20 |
2012-11-23 |
| 108. |
As customers of all races, nationalities, and cultures visit... |
66.02 |
0.9706 |
0.0118 |
353 |
1 |
66.02 |
2013-04-10 |
| 109. |
Having endured the racial turmoil of the Civil Rights Moveme... |
65.89 |
0.8656 |
0.1031 |
299 |
1 |
65.89 |
2013-02-14 |
| 110. |
Around midafternoon, the snow thinned into sleet, and some u... |
65.68 |
0.9606 |
0.0086 |
203 |
1 |
65.68 |
2012-12-14 |
| 111. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
65.62 |
0.9909 |
-0.0216 |
293 |
1 |
65.62 |
2013-08-27 |
| 112. |
Always do your best - your best is going to change from mome... |
65.39 |
0.9851 |
-0.0193 |
237 |
1 |
65.39 |
2013-02-12 |
| 113. |
Imagine considering "if" as a two-finger movement instead of... |
65.17 |
0.9012 |
0.0601 |
322 |
1 |
65.17 |
2013-02-12 |
| 114. |
She looked terrific. I said to myself, "Maybe she's going to... |
65.02 |
0.8955 |
0.0704 |
436 |
1 |
65.02 |
2013-01-25 |
| 115. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
64.73 |
1.0079 |
-0.0577 |
273 |
1 |
64.73 |
2012-11-29 |
| 116. |
Aztec rule was based upon a system of tribute and fear over ... |
64.58 |
0.9309 |
0.0281 |
376 |
1 |
64.58 |
2012-11-23 |
| 117. |
The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying ... |
64.41 |
1.0432 |
-0.0964 |
276 |
1 |
64.41 |
2012-11-23 |
| 118. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
64.36 |
1.0270 |
-0.0804 |
303 |
1 |
64.36 |
2012-12-04 |
| 119. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
64.26 |
0.9145 |
0.0329 |
404 |
1 |
64.26 |
2012-12-14 |
| 120. |
For centuries, human society has taken the gifts of nature f... |
64.18 |
1.0060 |
-0.0622 |
260 |
1 |
64.18 |
2012-12-06 |
| 121. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
64.14 |
0.9425 |
0.0008 |
248 |
1 |
64.14 |
2012-12-05 |
| 122. |
The great edifice of variety and choice that is an American ... |
64.01 |
0.9783 |
-0.0301 |
273 |
3 |
60.78 |
2013-01-16 |
| 123. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
63.93 |
0.9713 |
-0.0331 |
193 |
2 |
59.27 |
2013-01-25 |
| 124. |
O clear intelligence, force beyond all measure! Gentlemen, I... |
63.84 |
0.9854 |
-0.0459 |
174 |
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2012-11-23 |
| 125. |
Every craft and every investigation, and likewise every acti... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 126. |
Instead of hiring workers during the peak hog kill in the wi... |
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2014-09-18 |
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Prior to the 1970's, because the United States had long been... |
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2013-01-24 |
| 128. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
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2012-12-14 |
| 129. |
The theory of music emphasizes the elements from which music... |
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2013-01-24 |
| 130. |
At the time when Britain faced a plunge into chaos and darkn... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 131. |
Two years ago this property cost one million pounds. Today, ... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 132. |
Padre, these are subtleties! We are not concerned with motiv... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 133. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
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2012-12-19 |
| 134. |
When she returns to the forum page, her post is there. It is... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 135. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 136. |
Sparkling wines are wines that contain carbon dioxide bubble... |
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2012-12-05 |
| 137. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
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2013-04-11 |
| 138. |
Pulp: 1. A soft, moist, shapeless mass or matter. 2. A magaz... |
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2012-11-22 |
| 139. |
If you begin to repeat an error, or if your concentration or... |
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2012-11-10 |
| 140. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
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2012-11-22 |
| 141. |
And though my journeys did take me to a great many states, a... |
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2012-11-10 |
| 142. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
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2013-02-14 |
| 143. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 144. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
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2012-11-10 |
| 145. |
Historian James C. Cobb has described southern identity as "... |
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2012-12-05 |
| 146. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 147. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
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2012-11-22 |
| 148. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
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2013-01-18 |
| 149. |
If we all go for the blonde and block each other, not a sing... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 150. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
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2013-01-25 |
| 151. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
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2012-11-10 |
| 152. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
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2012-11-10 |
| 153. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
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2012-11-15 |
| 154. |
The chat room she finds not so comforting. It's strange even... |
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2012-11-09 |
| 155. |
Grits and fried chicken won't disappear, but perhaps future ... |
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2012-11-09 |
| 156. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
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2012-12-05 |
| 157. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
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2012-11-09 |
| 158. |
To an outsider's ear it sounds absurdly wild and ridiculous ... |
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2013-04-10 |
| 159. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 160. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
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2012-12-14 |
| 161. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
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2013-01-24 |
| 162. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
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2012-11-24 |
| 163. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
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2012-11-09 |
| 164. |
Today, you people are no longer maggots. Today, you are Mari... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Look and think as far ahead as possible. Often, a driver's n... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Today, computers have taken this ancient art out of the craf... |
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2012-11-15 |
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Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
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2012-11-09 |
| 169. |
Ezekiel twenty-five, seventeen: The path of the righteous ma... |
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2012-11-09 |
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2012-11-10 |
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To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
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2012-11-10 |
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It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
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2012-12-14 |
| 173. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 174. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
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2012-11-10 |
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He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
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2012-12-05 |
| 176. |
The recipe for turning fruit into wine goes something like t... |
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2013-02-13 |
| 177. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
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2012-11-10 |
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The pickpockets' profession demands extraordinary nimbleness... |
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2012-11-24 |
| 179. |
The National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill p... |
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2012-11-23 |
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Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
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2012-11-15 |
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You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens... |
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2012-11-10 |
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In the late 1960s, a growing number of people became concern... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
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2012-11-24 |
| 185. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
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2013-01-24 |
| 186. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
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2012-12-05 |
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The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Imagine a vast sheet of paper on which straight Lines, Trian... |
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2012-11-09 |
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Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
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2012-11-09 |
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A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
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2012-11-10 |
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The goal of the true seeker is to become a sage, or superior... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Air-conditioned, odorless, illuminated by buzzing fluorescen... |
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2012-11-23 |
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Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
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2013-01-16 |
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It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
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2012-12-05 |
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I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
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2012-11-22 |
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I sincerely believe that if women study male lessons on conc... |
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2012-11-10 |
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According to the popular story, the keyboard invented by Aug... |
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2012-11-10 |
| 200. |
Webster defines intelligence as, "the ability to apprehend i... |
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2012-11-10 |
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He started running, up and up, until he hurled himself into ... |
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2012-11-10 |
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2012-11-10 |
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We often believe the more we practice a skill or technique -... |
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2012-11-23 |
| 204. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
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2012-11-10 |
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We go waiting for the stars to come showering down. From Mos... |
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2012-11-10 |
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Your inner child will be happy to know that when it comes to... |
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2012-11-10 |
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If you are given too many choices, if you are forced to cons... |
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2012-11-09 |
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What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
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2012-11-22 |
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You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
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2012-11-09 |