| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
139.60 |
1.0561 |
0.3739 |
227 |
1 |
139.60 |
2012-12-15 |
| 2. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
125.29 |
1.0567 |
0.2278 |
314 |
1 |
125.29 |
2012-12-15 |
| 3. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
123.26 |
1.0540 |
0.2050 |
184 |
1 |
123.26 |
2012-12-15 |
| 4. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
120.99 |
0.9183 |
0.3231 |
308 |
1 |
120.99 |
2012-12-15 |
| 5. |
Groups of illegal miners smuggle themselves down in freight ... |
120.91 |
1.0124 |
0.2324 |
275 |
1 |
120.91 |
2014-01-04 |
| 6. |
One day you're in a funk about things, telling a friend that... |
119.58 |
1.1138 |
0.1207 |
341 |
1 |
119.58 |
2014-01-04 |
| 7. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
116.83 |
1.0672 |
0.1289 |
239 |
1 |
116.83 |
2012-12-15 |
| 8. |
He was rough around the edges. He'd been to school, but neve... |
115.55 |
1.0111 |
0.1854 |
452 |
1 |
115.55 |
2015-10-23 |
| 9. |
After others have talked about themselves, a point will be r... |
115.34 |
1.0996 |
0.0850 |
153 |
1 |
115.34 |
2015-10-23 |
| 10. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
113.59 |
0.9917 |
0.1749 |
317 |
1 |
113.59 |
2014-01-04 |
| 11. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
113.04 |
1.0115 |
0.1417 |
189 |
1 |
113.04 |
2014-01-04 |
| 12. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
111.07 |
0.9762 |
0.1618 |
249 |
1 |
111.07 |
2012-12-14 |
| 13. |
The result has been the emergence of what some call the "win... |
110.77 |
0.9101 |
0.2291 |
351 |
1 |
110.77 |
2012-12-14 |
| 14. |
Legend has it this bridge was constructed by a young man and... |
109.47 |
1.0521 |
0.0697 |
408 |
1 |
109.47 |
2018-01-25 |
| 15. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
106.63 |
0.9574 |
0.1382 |
354 |
2 |
101.49 |
2012-12-15 |
| 16. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
105.15 |
1.0590 |
0.0169 |
250 |
1 |
105.15 |
2013-01-15 |
| 17. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
104.75 |
1.0582 |
0.0116 |
180 |
1 |
104.75 |
2014-01-04 |
| 18. |
I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I al... |
104.55 |
1.1062 |
-0.0334 |
200 |
1 |
104.55 |
2013-01-15 |
| 19. |
A lot of people, especially this one psychoanalyst guy they ... |
104.44 |
0.9392 |
0.1369 |
360 |
1 |
104.44 |
2015-10-23 |
| 20. |
As the netted bag says, this potato was grown in Idaho, that... |
103.46 |
0.9113 |
0.1550 |
318 |
1 |
103.46 |
2012-12-15 |
| 21. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
102.80 |
0.9787 |
0.0781 |
364 |
1 |
102.80 |
2014-01-04 |
| 22. |
I know a bloke who knows a bloke who knows a bloke. Now, I k... |
102.10 |
1.0476 |
-0.0116 |
110 |
1 |
102.10 |
2012-12-15 |
| 23. |
Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces, I'll pull out m... |
101.13 |
1.0074 |
0.0426 |
410 |
1 |
101.13 |
2012-12-14 |
| 24. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
99.64 |
0.9123 |
0.1173 |
351 |
1 |
99.64 |
2012-12-14 |
| 25. |
A total of twenty-five friends were headed from San Francisc... |
97.07 |
0.9046 |
0.1026 |
448 |
1 |
97.07 |
2012-12-15 |
| 26. |
The term "barbarian" was created by the Greeks; it was origi... |
96.97 |
0.9244 |
0.0735 |
225 |
1 |
96.97 |
2013-01-15 |
| 27. |
Mac knew the score even if Aunt Ella didn't. Shot through th... |
95.43 |
0.9749 |
0.0115 |
337 |
1 |
95.43 |
2012-12-15 |
| 28. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
94.19 |
0.9330 |
0.0428 |
341 |
1 |
94.19 |
2013-01-15 |
| 29. |
If baseball players testifying about steroids in front of a ... |
91.47 |
0.8786 |
0.0223 |
220 |
1 |
91.47 |
2018-01-25 |
| 30. |
You ask Raymond what he does for a living and he says, "I br... |
90.34 |
1.0067 |
-0.0683 |
422 |
1 |
90.34 |
2015-10-23 |
| 31. |
Well I woke in mid-afternoon 'cause that's when it all hurts... |
89.66 |
1.0501 |
-0.1319 |
263 |
1 |
89.66 |
2018-01-25 |
| 32. |
Come sail your ships around me and burn your bridges down. W... |
88.37 |
1.0562 |
-0.1466 |
360 |
1 |
88.37 |
2012-12-15 |
| 33. |
Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice... |
86.58 |
0.9610 |
-0.0644 |
491 |
1 |
86.58 |
2015-10-23 |
| 34. |
Here we go, off the rails, don't you know it's time to raise... |
86.40 |
1.0241 |
-0.1412 |
208 |
1 |
86.40 |
2018-01-25 |
| 35. |
I turned back, and perceived a vast opaque body between me a... |
86.23 |
0.9975 |
-0.1115 |
308 |
1 |
86.23 |
2018-01-25 |
| 36. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
85.32 |
0.9880 |
-0.1192 |
199 |
1 |
85.32 |
2012-12-15 |
| 37. |
At 211 degrees, water is hot. At 212 degrees, it boils. And ... |
84.57 |
0.9021 |
-0.0391 |
174 |
1 |
84.57 |
2015-10-23 |
| 38. |
When the light of life has gone, no change for the meter. Th... |
83.47 |
1.0543 |
-0.1998 |
233 |
1 |
83.47 |
2014-01-04 |
| 39. |
These contests provided ample opportunity to demonstrate the... |
82.55 |
0.9332 |
-0.0876 |
295 |
1 |
82.55 |
2014-01-04 |
| 40. |
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorg... |
81.46 |
0.8656 |
-0.0309 |
242 |
1 |
81.46 |
2012-12-15 |
| 41. |
Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally... |
79.45 |
0.9239 |
-0.1384 |
404 |
1 |
79.45 |
2018-01-25 |
| 42. |
Raised the ol' girl from a cub, I did. ... 'Course we had to... |
78.73 |
0.9117 |
-0.1439 |
205 |
1 |
78.73 |
2018-01-25 |
| 43. |
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the ... |
78.72 |
1.0524 |
-0.2499 |
177 |
1 |
78.72 |
2012-12-15 |
| 44. |
There's a lullaby, saving us a riot. Giving back the time, s... |
76.43 |
0.9276 |
-0.1840 |
281 |
1 |
76.43 |
2018-01-25 |
| 45. |
Consciousness, complex and subtle, can be impaired or ended ... |
72.03 |
0.8828 |
-0.1757 |
249 |
1 |
72.03 |
2018-01-25 |
| 46. |
She would not say of anyone in the world now that they were ... |
70.58 |
1.0381 |
-0.3113 |
408 |
1 |
70.58 |
2018-01-25 |
| 47. |
The evidence in the standard history of Qwerty versus Dvorak... |
67.72 |
0.9136 |
-0.2189 |
348 |
1 |
67.72 |
2012-12-14 |
| 48. |
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world. Life in plastic, it'... |
62.18 |
0.8939 |
-0.2915 |
186 |
1 |
62.18 |
2018-01-25 |
| 49. |
Say, go through the darkest of days. Heaven's a heartbreak a... |
58.90 |
0.9608 |
-0.3597 |
161 |
1 |
58.90 |
2018-01-25 |