Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Life is not suffering; it's just that you will suffer it, ra... |
43.09 |
1.0582 |
0.2121 |
180 |
8 |
32.69 |
2009-07-20 |
2. |
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and... |
42.62 |
1.1093 |
0.1445 |
220 |
5 |
38.66 |
2009-07-29 |
3. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
42.58 |
1.0495 |
0.2082 |
323 |
5 |
36.88 |
2009-07-21 |
4. |
There's sometimes a buggy. How many drivers does a buggy hav... |
42.29 |
1.0334 |
0.2156 |
261 |
5 |
32.74 |
2009-07-29 |
5. |
Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, she... |
42.10 |
0.9264 |
0.3185 |
177 |
8 |
35.11 |
2010-01-20 |
6. |
And you know it's time to go, through the sleet and driving ... |
41.93 |
1.0576 |
0.1785 |
231 |
9 |
32.96 |
2009-09-05 |
7. |
Every time I think of you I feel shot right through with a b... |
39.88 |
0.8948 |
0.2825 |
164 |
5 |
33.52 |
2009-09-05 |
8. |
You've got a way to keep me on your side. You give me cause ... |
39.81 |
1.0617 |
0.1124 |
171 |
5 |
33.05 |
2009-07-24 |
9. |
The example of painting can teach us not only how to manage ... |
39.75 |
1.0865 |
0.0875 |
237 |
4 |
35.28 |
2009-07-16 |
10. |
Well, it just so happens, this hacienda comes with its very ... |
39.73 |
1.0272 |
0.1443 |
226 |
6 |
32.47 |
2009-09-05 |
11. |
I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, t... |
39.70 |
1.0845 |
0.0871 |
212 |
6 |
34.55 |
2010-01-20 |
12. |
A little boy went out to play. When he opened his door, he s... |
39.58 |
1.0042 |
0.1611 |
168 |
6 |
33.22 |
2009-07-24 |
13. |
When we pulled out into the winter night and the real snow, ... |
39.51 |
0.9768 |
0.1916 |
237 |
3 |
35.53 |
2009-07-17 |
14. |
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your... |
39.49 |
1.0557 |
0.1120 |
289 |
4 |
35.19 |
2009-07-30 |
15. |
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend i... |
38.90 |
1.0479 |
0.0994 |
205 |
6 |
30.98 |
2009-07-29 |
16. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
38.85 |
0.9974 |
0.1462 |
163 |
6 |
33.44 |
2010-01-20 |
17. |
Popularity is only partially about individual attractiveness... |
38.78 |
1.0094 |
0.1361 |
256 |
9 |
33.50 |
2010-01-20 |
18. |
Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted l... |
38.50 |
0.9084 |
0.2302 |
271 |
7 |
32.80 |
2009-09-05 |
19. |
Whether they use the title or not, many lyrics have evocativ... |
38.46 |
1.0543 |
0.0783 |
182 |
3 |
35.19 |
2009-07-30 |
20. |
In 1972, domestic oil production peaked and then began its i... |
38.40 |
0.8474 |
0.2872 |
265 |
5 |
31.07 |
2009-07-20 |
21. |
I have quit three jobs and been fired from all the rest. Get... |
38.40 |
1.0588 |
0.0754 |
281 |
3 |
35.64 |
2009-07-29 |
22. |
Now did you answer 'cause you thought that's what I wanted t... |
38.29 |
0.9371 |
0.1849 |
156 |
8 |
33.56 |
2009-07-24 |
23. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
38.28 |
1.0427 |
0.0887 |
269 |
1 |
38.28 |
2009-07-12 |
24. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, and some are... |
38.28 |
0.9621 |
0.1708 |
212 |
2 |
38.07 |
2009-07-29 |
25. |
Language is one of the keys to being human. It allows us to ... |
38.18 |
1.0332 |
0.0938 |
267 |
3 |
34.83 |
2009-07-21 |
26. |
My darling, you have to be standing up in order to be able t... |
38.06 |
0.9948 |
0.1281 |
233 |
6 |
32.47 |
2009-07-29 |
27. |
People get ready, there's a train coming. You don't need no ... |
38.02 |
1.0115 |
0.1061 |
189 |
5 |
33.63 |
2009-07-30 |
28. |
One respondent said "For women - a lot of games are crap - t... |
37.90 |
0.9346 |
0.1817 |
211 |
3 |
29.40 |
2009-07-17 |
29. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
37.89 |
0.9864 |
0.1364 |
292 |
5 |
33.46 |
2009-07-20 |
30. |
Most popular song lyrics have two sections - a verse and a b... |
37.85 |
0.9213 |
0.1943 |
165 |
6 |
33.35 |
2009-07-13 |
31. |
To evaluate an option from the other side's point of view, c... |
37.78 |
1.0267 |
0.0921 |
261 |
7 |
31.52 |
2009-07-12 |
32. |
You're here because you know something. What you know you ca... |
37.74 |
0.9685 |
0.1467 |
304 |
6 |
28.84 |
2009-07-21 |
33. |
One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every gam... |
37.69 |
1.0615 |
0.0485 |
201 |
5 |
33.30 |
2009-07-29 |
34. |
It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowin... |
37.68 |
1.0462 |
0.0695 |
340 |
1 |
37.68 |
2009-07-16 |
35. |
The Orient was almost a European invention, and had been sin... |
37.67 |
0.9583 |
0.1546 |
237 |
3 |
33.12 |
2009-07-16 |
36. |
Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports... |
37.65 |
0.9841 |
0.1244 |
217 |
4 |
28.74 |
2009-07-29 |
37. |
As if that blind rage had washed me clean, rid me of hope; f... |
37.63 |
0.9286 |
0.1844 |
177 |
1 |
37.63 |
2009-07-30 |
38. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
37.60 |
0.9316 |
0.1808 |
188 |
3 |
30.45 |
2009-07-16 |
39. |
One essential rule: make sure the joke is the last possible ... |
37.57 |
1.0561 |
0.0515 |
227 |
3 |
33.61 |
2009-07-16 |
40. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
37.49 |
1.0461 |
0.0632 |
318 |
4 |
32.07 |
2009-07-29 |
41. |
Good games offer players a set of challenging problems and t... |
37.46 |
1.0877 |
0.0151 |
129 |
3 |
34.21 |
2009-09-05 |
42. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
37.44 |
0.7901 |
0.3103 |
154 |
5 |
29.31 |
2009-07-11 |
43. |
The beginner writes just twenty pieces. The professional wri... |
37.38 |
0.9809 |
0.1190 |
209 |
5 |
29.77 |
2009-09-05 |
44. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
37.27 |
1.0590 |
0.0404 |
250 |
5 |
34.63 |
2009-07-29 |
45. |
The problem is, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not... |
37.25 |
1.0472 |
0.0464 |
149 |
3 |
31.43 |
2009-09-05 |
46. |
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, you fritte... |
37.24 |
1.0881 |
0.0077 |
210 |
4 |
33.04 |
2010-01-20 |
47. |
She's got eyes of the bluest skies as if they thought of rai... |
37.24 |
1.0654 |
0.0318 |
247 |
2 |
35.42 |
2009-07-29 |
48. |
Since every piece of matter in the Universe is in some way a... |
37.23 |
1.0165 |
0.0821 |
316 |
5 |
34.22 |
2009-07-30 |
49. |
That's Tommy. He tells people he was named after a gun, but ... |
37.14 |
0.9807 |
0.1044 |
129 |
5 |
29.14 |
2009-07-16 |
50. |
When I was your age, television was called books. And this i... |
37.12 |
1.0800 |
0.0132 |
213 |
3 |
33.51 |
2009-07-16 |
51. |
A chorus is the high-point of a lyric's energy as well as th... |
37.11 |
0.8830 |
0.2068 |
134 |
6 |
33.58 |
2009-07-24 |
52. |
When I really worry about something, I don't just fool aroun... |
37.09 |
1.0418 |
0.0542 |
214 |
5 |
34.65 |
2009-07-24 |
53. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
37.08 |
0.9315 |
0.1652 |
273 |
2 |
35.63 |
2009-07-30 |
54. |
Throughout my academic career, I'd given some pretty good ta... |
36.97 |
0.9713 |
0.1189 |
193 |
3 |
32.03 |
2009-07-21 |
55. |
The Earth is a world, the world is a ball, a ball in a game ... |
36.86 |
1.0867 |
-0.0027 |
171 |
4 |
33.78 |
2009-07-11 |
56. |
We've arranged a global civilization in which most crucial e... |
36.78 |
0.9541 |
0.1325 |
236 |
3 |
33.54 |
2009-09-05 |
57. |
Humans need to practice what they are learning a good deal b... |
36.71 |
1.1086 |
-0.0243 |
233 |
3 |
33.03 |
2009-07-20 |
58. |
I thought climbing the Devil's Thumb would fix all that was ... |
36.71 |
1.0125 |
0.0699 |
232 |
7 |
32.96 |
2009-07-30 |
59. |
I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to a... |
36.59 |
1.0060 |
0.0750 |
225 |
2 |
36.49 |
2009-07-30 |
60. |
Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many ... |
36.58 |
0.9252 |
0.1555 |
148 |
9 |
31.49 |
2009-09-05 |
61. |
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships o... |
36.57 |
1.0016 |
0.0766 |
217 |
6 |
30.30 |
2009-07-21 |
62. |
Common knowledge has bicyclists always riding into the wind,... |
36.46 |
0.9745 |
0.1041 |
388 |
2 |
35.40 |
2009-07-24 |
63. |
But speculations on the structure of the universe also move ... |
36.33 |
0.9980 |
0.0768 |
295 |
3 |
33.78 |
2009-07-13 |
64. |
I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t... |
36.31 |
0.9631 |
0.1084 |
273 |
2 |
34.44 |
2009-07-17 |
65. |
I don't know why he saved my life. Maybe in those last momen... |
36.30 |
1.0250 |
0.0496 |
271 |
5 |
30.42 |
2009-07-16 |
66. |
The typewriter had a problem, though. Try to type quickly on... |
36.21 |
0.8827 |
0.1824 |
190 |
5 |
29.69 |
2009-07-11 |
67. |
If there is one thing the history of evolution has taught us... |
36.18 |
1.0178 |
0.0487 |
207 |
5 |
32.82 |
2009-07-30 |
68. |
Now I want you to think and stop being a smart aleck. A man'... |
36.17 |
1.0777 |
-0.0119 |
226 |
6 |
33.89 |
2009-07-29 |
69. |
We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control... |
36.12 |
0.8869 |
0.1771 |
176 |
7 |
30.90 |
2009-09-05 |
70. |
I had the impression of being abandoned by everyone when the... |
36.08 |
0.9260 |
0.1422 |
348 |
3 |
34.39 |
2010-01-20 |
71. |
But suddenly, I viddied that thinking was for the gloopy one... |
36.07 |
1.0028 |
0.0610 |
259 |
2 |
36.05 |
2009-07-20 |
72. |
There is something about yourself that you don't know. Somet... |
36.06 |
1.0743 |
-0.0086 |
297 |
4 |
31.68 |
2009-07-30 |
73. |
Being able to quit things that don't work is integral to bei... |
36.03 |
1.0291 |
0.0325 |
240 |
5 |
29.62 |
2010-01-20 |
74. |
Combat for a naval aviator is fought in short, violent burst... |
36.03 |
1.0270 |
0.0373 |
303 |
2 |
35.00 |
2009-07-30 |
75. |
Keying text quickly is important, but it is more important t... |
36.01 |
1.0208 |
0.0422 |
231 |
2 |
34.21 |
2009-07-21 |
76. |
Those who proceed only very slowly can make much greater pro... |
35.98 |
0.8726 |
0.1919 |
150 |
3 |
31.72 |
2009-07-08 |
77. |
I know what "exacerbate" means. There is not a word or a sen... |
35.98 |
0.8646 |
0.1941 |
110 |
4 |
26.94 |
2009-07-24 |
78. |
Look, you should admit to yourself that Microsoft will miss ... |
35.96 |
0.9680 |
0.0937 |
256 |
6 |
29.64 |
2009-07-30 |
79. |
San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time ... |
35.95 |
1.0873 |
-0.0290 |
243 |
7 |
31.64 |
2009-07-20 |
80. |
Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air and dee... |
35.93 |
0.9931 |
0.0637 |
218 |
4 |
30.86 |
2009-07-20 |
81. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
35.90 |
0.9839 |
0.0758 |
308 |
1 |
35.90 |
2009-07-12 |
82. |
It was hard to toss things I had once thought were valuable ... |
35.86 |
0.8925 |
0.1732 |
293 |
8 |
32.44 |
2009-07-20 |
83. |
Your ring finger is the most difficult of all fingers to con... |
35.85 |
0.9927 |
0.0676 |
262 |
2 |
35.41 |
2009-07-13 |
84. |
Trudging slowly over wet sand, back to the bench where your ... |
35.82 |
0.9780 |
0.0733 |
173 |
2 |
35.36 |
2009-07-24 |
85. |
Let's sort the buyers from the spiers, the needy from the gr... |
35.65 |
0.9927 |
0.0564 |
234 |
3 |
30.70 |
2009-07-30 |
86. |
During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans... |
35.59 |
0.8603 |
0.1903 |
270 |
2 |
34.25 |
2009-07-30 |
87. |
He canceled all his commitments and pulled together the most... |
35.59 |
0.9709 |
0.0785 |
264 |
3 |
33.74 |
2009-07-23 |
88. |
Warmer water increases the moisture content of storms, and w... |
35.56 |
0.8375 |
0.2112 |
203 |
5 |
27.85 |
2009-07-30 |
89. |
The time I waited seemed endless, and I felt doubts and fear... |
35.51 |
1.0197 |
0.0268 |
204 |
5 |
31.00 |
2009-07-24 |
90. |
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are ma... |
35.50 |
1.0132 |
0.0354 |
371 |
1 |
35.50 |
2010-01-20 |
91. |
The development of a living body of literature became indica... |
35.50 |
0.8594 |
0.1852 |
170 |
1 |
35.50 |
2010-01-20 |
92. |
We began to recognize in them a strange obsession. After all... |
35.49 |
0.9917 |
0.0581 |
317 |
1 |
35.49 |
2009-07-21 |
93. |
The brain can be a tool. But when you can't stop thinking of... |
35.45 |
0.9285 |
0.1162 |
244 |
6 |
31.61 |
2009-07-16 |
94. |
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child I'... |
35.45 |
0.8985 |
0.1446 |
127 |
2 |
35.43 |
2009-07-29 |
95. |
Caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a... |
35.44 |
0.9310 |
0.1147 |
278 |
4 |
29.75 |
2009-07-20 |
96. |
We sit silently and watch the world around us. This has take... |
35.44 |
0.9349 |
0.1139 |
287 |
3 |
31.62 |
2009-07-29 |
97. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
35.43 |
1.0506 |
-0.0051 |
259 |
1 |
35.43 |
2009-07-24 |
98. |
We turn away to face the cold, enduring chill, as the day be... |
35.40 |
0.9779 |
0.0656 |
255 |
3 |
31.18 |
2009-07-11 |
99. |
Rhymes trap you into saying things you don't want to say. A ... |
35.39 |
1.0370 |
0.0075 |
262 |
4 |
30.03 |
2009-07-24 |
100. |
What good's a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides,... |
35.32 |
0.9763 |
0.0658 |
143 |
6 |
29.25 |
2009-07-24 |
101. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
35.28 |
0.9166 |
0.1274 |
133 |
7 |
30.61 |
2009-07-20 |
102. |
There is a theory which states that if anybody ever discover... |
35.23 |
0.8911 |
0.1501 |
207 |
3 |
34.45 |
2009-09-05 |
103. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
35.22 |
0.8205 |
0.2210 |
135 |
3 |
32.76 |
2010-01-20 |
104. |
We've known each other for many years but this is the first ... |
35.19 |
0.9324 |
0.1094 |
246 |
4 |
32.15 |
2009-07-13 |
105. |
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things wor... |
35.17 |
1.0540 |
-0.0208 |
184 |
9 |
30.58 |
2009-09-05 |
106. |
So what's in this for you? Should you rush out in search of ... |
35.14 |
0.8680 |
0.1644 |
196 |
4 |
30.35 |
2009-07-16 |
107. |
It was a marvelous night, the sort of night one only experie... |
35.14 |
0.8789 |
0.1527 |
136 |
1 |
35.14 |
2009-07-03 |
108. |
Like painting, most software is intended for a human audienc... |
35.11 |
0.9621 |
0.0714 |
201 |
4 |
30.91 |
2009-09-05 |
109. |
In general, many of these targets are easier marks if you ar... |
35.06 |
0.9394 |
0.0940 |
195 |
1 |
35.06 |
2009-09-05 |
110. |
Sholes split up the most common pairings of letters in the E... |
34.98 |
0.8669 |
0.1718 |
255 |
4 |
32.80 |
2010-01-20 |
111. |
A glooming peace this morning with it brings. The sun for so... |
34.89 |
1.0638 |
-0.0359 |
247 |
5 |
32.05 |
2009-07-16 |
112. |
I remember when we used to sit in the government yard in Tre... |
34.88 |
1.0036 |
0.0270 |
277 |
2 |
31.10 |
2009-07-21 |
113. |
A giant inverted steel pyramid is perfectly balanced on its ... |
34.87 |
0.9957 |
0.0334 |
323 |
3 |
33.97 |
2009-07-29 |
114. |
He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he ... |
34.83 |
0.9836 |
0.0446 |
289 |
3 |
31.92 |
2009-07-30 |
115. |
Is it really necessary to send that email? The more emails y... |
34.78 |
1.0189 |
0.0071 |
290 |
4 |
32.78 |
2009-07-30 |
116. |
For it is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is ... |
34.77 |
0.8918 |
0.1388 |
163 |
2 |
34.69 |
2009-07-02 |
117. |
Do you know what they call a Quarter-pounder with cheese in ... |
34.76 |
0.9299 |
0.0877 |
168 |
6 |
26.92 |
2009-07-24 |
118. |
Although the United Nations does not have the power to enfor... |
34.76 |
0.9989 |
0.0342 |
282 |
1 |
34.76 |
2010-01-20 |
119. |
Whenever you watch the mind, you withdraw consciousness from... |
34.75 |
0.9909 |
0.0394 |
293 |
4 |
32.66 |
2009-07-30 |
120. |
What should have been swift revenge turned into an all out w... |
34.73 |
1.0006 |
0.0245 |
311 |
2 |
32.14 |
2009-07-24 |
121. |
I drew the blankets over my head and tried to think of Chris... |
34.68 |
0.8406 |
0.1801 |
170 |
4 |
30.41 |
2009-07-08 |
122. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
34.67 |
0.9963 |
0.0246 |
274 |
5 |
32.03 |
2009-07-29 |
123. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
34.63 |
0.9650 |
0.0598 |
347 |
1 |
34.63 |
2009-07-12 |
124. |
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is ... |
34.60 |
0.8913 |
0.1315 |
201 |
3 |
30.00 |
2009-07-17 |
125. |
But the two men were not lonely at all. At home they were co... |
34.59 |
1.0601 |
-0.0423 |
256 |
4 |
30.35 |
2009-07-29 |
126. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
34.56 |
1.0466 |
-0.0269 |
230 |
2 |
31.51 |
2009-07-11 |
127. |
My entire life had been on a predictable trajectory dominate... |
34.53 |
0.9011 |
0.1213 |
322 |
2 |
32.53 |
2010-01-20 |
128. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
34.52 |
0.9880 |
0.0267 |
199 |
3 |
32.73 |
2009-07-24 |
129. |
Ergonomics is a term that combines the Greek word ergon, mea... |
34.49 |
0.9068 |
0.1093 |
212 |
2 |
32.08 |
2009-07-24 |
130. |
There are two places on Earth that serve as canaries in the ... |
34.48 |
0.8164 |
0.2010 |
197 |
7 |
27.62 |
2009-07-08 |
131. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
34.46 |
0.9890 |
0.0320 |
272 |
1 |
34.46 |
2009-07-24 |
132. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
34.41 |
1.0372 |
-0.0220 |
249 |
2 |
33.40 |
2009-07-17 |
133. |
The ultimate way to compose is to be able to keyboard as fas... |
34.31 |
0.9204 |
0.0930 |
121 |
1 |
34.31 |
2009-07-03 |
134. |
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, lik... |
34.23 |
0.8988 |
0.1115 |
216 |
5 |
32.11 |
2009-07-30 |
135. |
It is greatly to America's advantage that it is a congenial ... |
34.22 |
0.9332 |
0.0768 |
267 |
7 |
30.05 |
2009-07-30 |
136. |
I'd been walking for hours and, as usual, I'd lost track of ... |
34.21 |
0.9010 |
0.1112 |
266 |
3 |
32.97 |
2009-09-05 |
137. |
You have a class of young strong men and women, and they wan... |
34.16 |
1.1070 |
-0.0999 |
265 |
1 |
34.16 |
2009-07-24 |
138. |
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fu... |
34.06 |
1.0033 |
0.0022 |
203 |
3 |
28.69 |
2009-07-24 |
139. |
All that year the animals worked like slaves. But they were ... |
34.03 |
0.9275 |
0.0820 |
243 |
4 |
29.89 |
2009-07-30 |
140. |
It is possible that I already had some presentiment of my fu... |
34.02 |
1.0414 |
-0.0383 |
234 |
3 |
33.21 |
2010-01-20 |
141. |
It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes ... |
34.01 |
0.8915 |
0.1122 |
158 |
3 |
29.01 |
2009-07-03 |
142. |
The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it for the first ... |
34.01 |
1.0333 |
-0.0347 |
176 |
5 |
32.58 |
2010-01-20 |
143. |
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pet... |
34.00 |
0.9422 |
0.0561 |
190 |
5 |
27.88 |
2009-07-21 |
144. |
On a manual typewriter, strike the key with a nice sharp str... |
33.87 |
1.0086 |
-0.0133 |
218 |
4 |
28.28 |
2009-07-16 |
145. |
Yet one fine day, in a fit of euphoria, after he had picked ... |
33.77 |
0.9827 |
0.0148 |
314 |
3 |
30.73 |
2009-09-05 |
146. |
The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart a... |
33.76 |
1.0901 |
-0.0918 |
288 |
1 |
33.76 |
2009-07-16 |
147. |
The alternative to binge travel entails relocating to one pl... |
33.74 |
0.8811 |
0.1098 |
201 |
5 |
32.26 |
2009-07-13 |
148. |
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you kno... |
33.71 |
1.0529 |
-0.0555 |
373 |
1 |
33.71 |
2009-07-13 |
149. |
Remember that humor is written backwards. That means you fir... |
33.69 |
1.0800 |
-0.0928 |
129 |
4 |
29.82 |
2009-07-08 |
150. |
I've always wondered about this coat business. When I'm in a... |
33.68 |
0.9922 |
0.0023 |
264 |
2 |
30.83 |
2009-07-12 |
151. |
I was hugely impressed. Kirk, I mean Shatner, was the ultima... |
33.67 |
0.9981 |
-0.0054 |
211 |
1 |
33.67 |
2009-07-16 |
152. |
In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of f... |
33.60 |
0.8077 |
0.1839 |
148 |
4 |
29.93 |
2009-07-13 |
153. |
I suddenly had the impression that I had been left all alone... |
33.55 |
1.0341 |
-0.0446 |
273 |
3 |
27.64 |
2009-07-20 |
154. |
Some pilots like the excitement of our missions, knowing tha... |
33.53 |
1.0181 |
-0.0273 |
276 |
2 |
33.17 |
2009-07-16 |
155. |
Whether you're a student, secretary, office administrator, m... |
33.42 |
0.9357 |
0.0483 |
204 |
3 |
29.14 |
2009-07-11 |
156. |
I had a job, I had a girl. I had something going, mister, in... |
33.36 |
1.0301 |
-0.0470 |
268 |
3 |
30.22 |
2009-07-30 |
157. |
Tis but thy name that is my enemy. Thou art thyself, though ... |
33.35 |
0.9380 |
0.0446 |
284 |
2 |
31.42 |
2009-07-29 |
158. |
And today, Lady Liberty is under attack from the cable chann... |
33.14 |
0.9183 |
0.0605 |
308 |
3 |
32.62 |
2009-09-05 |
159. |
She's got a smile that, it seems to me, reminds me of childh... |
33.13 |
0.8758 |
0.1002 |
127 |
4 |
28.37 |
2009-07-11 |
160. |
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly ... |
33.12 |
0.9869 |
-0.0132 |
193 |
5 |
28.77 |
2009-07-13 |
161. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
32.91 |
0.8381 |
0.1366 |
283 |
3 |
30.50 |
2009-07-24 |
162. |
Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over Ir... |
32.84 |
0.9594 |
0.0078 |
258 |
1 |
32.84 |
2009-07-30 |
163. |
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something differe... |
32.75 |
0.9931 |
-0.0223 |
339 |
1 |
32.75 |
2009-07-20 |
164. |
Data is by definition easy to copy. And the Internet makes c... |
32.71 |
0.9561 |
0.0106 |
362 |
1 |
32.71 |
2009-07-11 |
165. |
Chance and chance alone has a message for us. Everything tha... |
32.67 |
0.8365 |
0.1235 |
145 |
4 |
29.98 |
2009-07-12 |
166. |
Yeah, you just take Soupy-Sales to prom 'cause I can think o... |
32.67 |
0.9402 |
0.0218 |
310 |
4 |
29.93 |
2009-07-21 |
167. |
The chemistry of an element is determined by the manner in w... |
32.56 |
1.0095 |
-0.0502 |
211 |
2 |
29.91 |
2009-07-03 |
168. |
Excellent. He's enterprising, aggressive, outgoing, young, b... |
32.52 |
0.8964 |
0.0602 |
199 |
3 |
28.29 |
2009-09-05 |
169. |
A computer needs a manager to administer its operations, jus... |
32.33 |
0.8863 |
0.0640 |
127 |
4 |
26.88 |
2009-09-05 |
170. |
What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of w... |
32.31 |
0.8880 |
0.0654 |
296 |
3 |
31.61 |
2009-07-30 |
171. |
And in the world a heart of darkness, a firezone, where poet... |
32.28 |
1.0287 |
-0.0774 |
269 |
2 |
30.77 |
2009-07-16 |
172. |
We all know people who are very bright but who do not always... |
32.26 |
0.8718 |
0.0795 |
193 |
1 |
32.26 |
2009-07-08 |
173. |
Hello, hello, hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if ... |
32.17 |
0.9866 |
-0.0371 |
308 |
1 |
32.17 |
2009-07-11 |
174. |
Comfortable, Mullet? It seems sadly ironic that it's that ti... |
32.13 |
1.0279 |
-0.0857 |
172 |
2 |
29.42 |
2009-07-16 |
175. |
Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of... |
32.11 |
1.0018 |
-0.0542 |
246 |
2 |
32.07 |
2009-07-24 |
176. |
There are men who possess a peculiarly strong visual memory,... |
32.09 |
0.9643 |
-0.0090 |
282 |
1 |
32.09 |
2010-01-20 |
177. |
Quality humor doesn't just deliver one gag and then tax the ... |
32.07 |
0.9762 |
-0.0301 |
249 |
2 |
29.19 |
2009-09-05 |
178. |
Often, we assume that a familiar situation will be but a rep... |
32.06 |
0.9704 |
-0.0246 |
254 |
1 |
32.06 |
2009-07-03 |
179. |
They had been given a sign - a powerful, lucid sign - that u... |
31.85 |
0.9145 |
0.0286 |
404 |
1 |
31.85 |
2009-07-11 |
180. |
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think ... |
31.82 |
1.0264 |
-0.0919 |
191 |
7 |
28.23 |
2009-09-05 |
181. |
Over the past decade, we've seen strong economic growth but ... |
31.80 |
0.8117 |
0.1297 |
209 |
3 |
28.57 |
2009-07-30 |
182. |
My name is Turkish. Funny name for an Englishman, I know. My... |
31.80 |
1.0199 |
-0.0856 |
225 |
4 |
28.54 |
2009-07-30 |
183. |
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races... |
31.79 |
0.7987 |
0.1383 |
176 |
3 |
30.53 |
2009-07-13 |
184. |
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a lan... |
31.78 |
0.8124 |
0.1263 |
137 |
4 |
29.37 |
2009-07-11 |
185. |
Supermarket aisles are the perfect place to practice your gl... |
31.71 |
0.9468 |
-0.0116 |
318 |
2 |
31.23 |
2009-07-11 |
186. |
And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make ene... |
31.57 |
0.8777 |
0.0492 |
130 |
4 |
28.30 |
2009-07-20 |
187. |
Good games stay within, but at the outer edge, of the player... |
31.55 |
0.8124 |
0.1139 |
167 |
4 |
29.59 |
2009-07-13 |
188. |
Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by hav... |
31.52 |
0.9844 |
-0.0425 |
351 |
1 |
31.52 |
2009-09-05 |
189. |
Advertising has these people chasing cars and clothes they d... |
31.49 |
0.8814 |
0.0455 |
169 |
2 |
31.42 |
2009-07-03 |
190. |
Take a break. Shake your hands loosely at the wrists. Stretc... |
31.47 |
0.8246 |
0.1039 |
183 |
3 |
30.58 |
2009-09-05 |
191. |
Because they're at the bottom of the scale, nerds are a safe... |
31.39 |
0.9915 |
-0.0665 |
281 |
1 |
31.39 |
2009-07-16 |
192. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
31.37 |
0.8305 |
0.0902 |
162 |
3 |
30.41 |
2009-07-08 |
193. |
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what ... |
31.35 |
0.9001 |
0.0250 |
217 |
1 |
31.35 |
2009-07-11 |
194. |
The boy has not a real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fe... |
31.35 |
0.9265 |
-0.0029 |
254 |
2 |
28.92 |
2009-07-08 |
195. |
There is no physical separation after the slicing, so that e... |
31.34 |
0.8551 |
0.0695 |
150 |
1 |
31.34 |
2009-09-05 |
196. |
Thirdly, however, these wars could now be waged with the new... |
31.31 |
0.9884 |
-0.0623 |
267 |
1 |
31.31 |
2009-07-20 |
197. |
The inner surface of the cell wall touches the cytoplasmic m... |
31.30 |
0.9128 |
0.0077 |
237 |
3 |
29.52 |
2009-07-24 |
198. |
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing ... |
31.29 |
1.0411 |
-0.1163 |
341 |
1 |
31.29 |
2009-07-12 |
199. |
The problem we now face is that this thin layer of atmospher... |
31.29 |
0.8815 |
0.0464 |
296 |
3 |
30.93 |
2009-07-16 |
200. |
I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got t... |
31.27 |
0.8339 |
0.0880 |
209 |
3 |
28.65 |
2009-07-13 |
201. |
Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am?... |
31.22 |
0.9023 |
0.0172 |
268 |
5 |
27.77 |
2009-07-11 |
202. |
Let's face it: there are tons of things in your home and lif... |
31.22 |
1.0498 |
-0.1277 |
261 |
4 |
27.60 |
2009-07-20 |
203. |
So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never ac... |
31.18 |
0.8192 |
0.1025 |
200 |
5 |
28.86 |
2009-09-05 |
204. |
Indonesia is a nation of islands - more than seventeen thous... |
31.11 |
0.9271 |
-0.0070 |
323 |
2 |
30.77 |
2009-07-11 |
205. |
Images of broken light which dance before me like a million ... |
30.95 |
1.0403 |
-0.1291 |
234 |
2 |
29.96 |
2009-07-24 |
206. |
Commas and periods always go inside quotation marks. Colons ... |
30.83 |
0.8161 |
0.0957 |
109 |
1 |
30.83 |
2009-07-11 |
207. |
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy a... |
30.79 |
0.9070 |
-0.0037 |
192 |
2 |
30.73 |
2009-07-29 |
208. |
The world of typing has changed. In the 1970s, every busines... |
30.75 |
0.9604 |
-0.0556 |
285 |
1 |
30.75 |
2009-07-21 |
209. |
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling... |
30.69 |
0.8666 |
0.0360 |
206 |
3 |
29.45 |
2009-07-24 |
210. |
The most precious treasures we have in life are the images w... |
30.66 |
1.0672 |
-0.1641 |
239 |
2 |
30.50 |
2009-07-03 |
211. |
Now you come to me and you say, "Don Corleone, give me justi... |
30.56 |
0.8127 |
0.0850 |
167 |
2 |
30.11 |
2009-07-13 |
212. |
I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a l... |
30.54 |
0.9538 |
-0.0533 |
276 |
3 |
28.25 |
2009-07-30 |
213. |
That Qwerty survived significant challenges early in the his... |
30.53 |
0.7966 |
0.1098 |
184 |
2 |
27.14 |
2009-07-03 |
214. |
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from... |
30.50 |
0.8572 |
0.0406 |
232 |
3 |
28.97 |
2009-07-24 |
215. |
Two households, both alike in dignity (in fair Verona, where... |
30.49 |
0.8936 |
0.0045 |
346 |
1 |
30.49 |
2010-01-20 |
216. |
It doesn't mean much to be able to filter out most present-d... |
30.41 |
0.9756 |
-0.0795 |
223 |
4 |
29.46 |
2009-07-16 |
217. |
Get it straight buster - I'm not here to say please, I'm her... |
30.33 |
0.9597 |
-0.0650 |
251 |
3 |
27.39 |
2009-07-12 |
218. |
Few smart kids can spare the attention that popularity requi... |
30.32 |
0.9574 |
-0.0600 |
354 |
2 |
29.66 |
2009-07-11 |
219. |
The streets were cleared by a Critical Mass bike ride and we... |
30.24 |
0.9636 |
-0.0732 |
281 |
1 |
30.24 |
2009-07-13 |
220. |
Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when noth... |
30.23 |
1.0600 |
-0.1682 |
351 |
1 |
30.23 |
2009-07-03 |
221. |
All Ninja are men of peace, and must always remain so or los... |
30.08 |
0.8592 |
0.0252 |
191 |
1 |
30.08 |
2009-09-05 |
222. |
Your primary objective should be to touch-type; that is, to ... |
29.98 |
0.7889 |
0.0986 |
97 |
1 |
29.98 |
2009-07-03 |
223. |
Facts can be thought of as objective or subjective. Things a... |
29.85 |
0.8218 |
0.0585 |
163 |
1 |
29.85 |
2009-06-30 |
224. |
It's a sunny, woodsy day in Lumberton, so get those chainsaw... |
29.83 |
0.9108 |
-0.0313 |
235 |
4 |
27.10 |
2009-07-11 |
225. |
By studying the cooling of pizza in the gravity free environ... |
29.80 |
0.9791 |
-0.1070 |
154 |
1 |
29.80 |
2009-09-05 |
226. |
I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in... |
29.77 |
0.8988 |
-0.0218 |
193 |
4 |
27.89 |
2009-07-08 |
227. |
Lucid but wholly false recollections can easily be induced b... |
29.69 |
0.8168 |
0.0566 |
115 |
2 |
29.44 |
2009-07-11 |
228. |
I don't believe in painted roses or bleeding hearts while bu... |
29.68 |
1.0521 |
-0.1825 |
197 |
1 |
29.68 |
2009-07-03 |
229. |
Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Ste... |
29.62 |
0.9228 |
-0.0449 |
305 |
2 |
29.42 |
2009-07-24 |
230. |
I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked hi... |
29.60 |
0.8986 |
-0.0252 |
216 |
3 |
28.04 |
2009-09-05 |
231. |
There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ship smoke on ... |
29.53 |
1.0101 |
-0.1376 |
336 |
2 |
27.37 |
2009-07-13 |
232. |
It turned out that the sweet-talking, tattoo-sporting pikey ... |
29.50 |
0.8778 |
-0.0062 |
285 |
3 |
28.72 |
2009-07-23 |
233. |
Many years ago, a famous Arabian alchemist had visited Europ... |
29.44 |
0.7423 |
0.1238 |
145 |
3 |
27.02 |
2009-07-24 |
234. |
Involuntarily I glanced seaward - and distinguished nothing ... |
29.31 |
0.7904 |
0.0782 |
149 |
2 |
26.85 |
2009-07-16 |
235. |
"This man right here," McGuinness said, pointing at Kenna, "... |
29.21 |
0.7271 |
0.1345 |
186 |
1 |
29.21 |
2009-07-08 |
236. |
My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have n... |
29.20 |
0.8986 |
-0.0394 |
205 |
6 |
24.75 |
2009-07-29 |
237. |
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ... |
29.18 |
1.0567 |
-0.1967 |
314 |
1 |
29.18 |
2009-07-08 |
238. |
So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Jus... |
28.98 |
0.8624 |
-0.0127 |
174 |
2 |
26.34 |
2009-07-11 |
239. |
At first they had tried to keep the finding quiet. After all... |
28.65 |
0.8742 |
-0.0251 |
202 |
3 |
28.42 |
2009-07-11 |
240. |
What about Tony? You know, Bullet Tooth Tony. He'll find you... |
28.64 |
0.9503 |
-0.1127 |
211 |
2 |
25.50 |
2009-07-12 |
241. |
Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, a... |
28.56 |
0.9841 |
-0.1438 |
263 |
2 |
28.52 |
2010-01-20 |
242. |
King, eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiti... |
28.56 |
0.9027 |
-0.0643 |
189 |
3 |
26.83 |
2009-07-08 |
243. |
Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. Y... |
28.47 |
0.8172 |
0.0177 |
204 |
2 |
25.52 |
2009-07-24 |
244. |
With the coming of Dean Moriarty began the part of my life y... |
28.44 |
0.9054 |
-0.0651 |
204 |
2 |
26.88 |
2009-07-03 |
245. |
Question marks and exclamation points go inside quotation ma... |
28.26 |
0.8469 |
-0.0142 |
164 |
2 |
25.59 |
2009-07-03 |
246. |
How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a ma... |
28.14 |
1.0106 |
-0.1822 |
302 |
1 |
28.14 |
2009-07-03 |
247. |
If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me? For I... |
28.06 |
0.7988 |
0.0261 |
134 |
1 |
28.06 |
2009-07-01 |
248. |
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say h... |
27.89 |
0.8194 |
0.0017 |
193 |
5 |
25.51 |
2009-07-13 |
249. |
But, pray how could that which I spoke so many years ago, an... |
27.74 |
1.0059 |
-0.1872 |
283 |
1 |
27.74 |
2009-07-11 |
250. |
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find... |
27.70 |
0.9400 |
-0.1210 |
434 |
1 |
27.70 |
2009-07-01 |
251. |
Even the best-designed chair won't make up for bad posture. ... |
27.60 |
1.0082 |
-0.1998 |
212 |
3 |
26.27 |
2009-07-12 |
252. |
Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I... |
27.26 |
0.8847 |
-0.0836 |
282 |
3 |
26.15 |
2009-07-11 |
253. |
When you are typing on a typewriter, your input appears dire... |
26.85 |
1.0103 |
-0.2249 |
209 |
1 |
26.85 |
2009-07-01 |
254. |
There is a trick for learning to type faster. That trick is ... |
26.58 |
0.8732 |
-0.0986 |
94 |
1 |
26.58 |
2009-07-08 |
255. |
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because ... |
26.50 |
0.8965 |
-0.1153 |
150 |
2 |
23.19 |
2009-07-13 |
256. |
In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All th... |
26.45 |
0.9143 |
-0.1341 |
300 |
1 |
26.45 |
2009-07-16 |
257. |
Dean is the perfect guy for the road because he actually was... |
26.32 |
0.8562 |
-0.0861 |
132 |
2 |
25.45 |
2009-07-08 |
258. |
Hi, and welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. ... |
26.31 |
0.9271 |
-0.1524 |
295 |
1 |
26.31 |
2009-07-03 |
259. |
Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no o... |
26.18 |
1.0639 |
-0.2916 |
303 |
1 |
26.18 |
2009-07-03 |
260. |
Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me peg... |
25.85 |
1.0426 |
-0.2852 |
131 |
1 |
25.85 |
2010-01-20 |
261. |
All typewriters are adjusted to type 6 lines to the inch fro... |
25.48 |
0.7724 |
-0.0237 |
142 |
1 |
25.48 |
2009-07-03 |
262. |
Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world sm... |
25.18 |
0.9829 |
-0.2421 |
229 |
1 |
25.18 |
2009-07-01 |
263. |
Other keyboard layouts have been created since, but the orig... |
24.83 |
0.8606 |
-0.1296 |
170 |
1 |
24.83 |
2009-07-08 |
264. |
The garbage chute was a wonderful idea! What an incredible s... |
23.69 |
0.7384 |
-0.0447 |
106 |
4 |
21.35 |
2009-07-13 |
265. |
My friend, I shall be pedagogic, and say you ought to start ... |
23.57 |
1.0194 |
-0.3278 |
224 |
1 |
23.57 |
2009-07-01 |
266. |
Many rivers to cross but I can't seem to find my way over. W... |
23.08 |
0.8215 |
-0.1495 |
124 |
1 |
23.08 |
2009-06-30 |
267. |
You needn't take it any further, sir. You've proved to me th... |
21.62 |
0.9243 |
-0.2864 |
240 |
1 |
21.62 |
2009-07-03 |