| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
136.25 |
1.1237 |
0.0548 |
71 |
2 |
116.67 |
2022-10-04 |
| 2. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
129.14 |
1.0040 |
0.1154 |
107 |
2 |
126.19 |
2022-09-30 |
| 3. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
128.20 |
1.0756 |
0.0359 |
56 |
2 |
125.87 |
2022-09-30 |
| 4. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
127.84 |
1.0858 |
0.0354 |
138 |
1 |
127.84 |
2022-09-30 |
| 5. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
125.20 |
1.0778 |
0.0196 |
122 |
1 |
125.20 |
2022-09-30 |
| 6. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
125.18 |
1.0311 |
0.0611 |
71 |
1 |
125.18 |
2022-09-30 |
| 7. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
123.85 |
1.0814 |
-0.0131 |
110 |
1 |
123.85 |
2022-09-30 |
| 8. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
123.43 |
1.0322 |
0.0447 |
87 |
3 |
115.14 |
2022-10-04 |
| 9. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
119.86 |
0.9903 |
0.0520 |
121 |
1 |
119.86 |
2022-09-30 |
| 10. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
117.69 |
1.0337 |
-0.0097 |
119 |
3 |
115.13 |
2022-10-04 |
| 11. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
117.01 |
1.0977 |
-0.0796 |
117 |
1 |
117.01 |
2022-10-04 |
| 12. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
116.74 |
1.0607 |
-0.0452 |
77 |
1 |
116.74 |
2022-09-30 |
| 13. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
116.53 |
1.0231 |
-0.0089 |
103 |
2 |
108.82 |
2022-10-04 |
| 14. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
116.48 |
1.0738 |
-0.0612 |
142 |
1 |
116.48 |
2022-09-30 |
| 15. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
115.60 |
0.9009 |
0.1075 |
129 |
3 |
110.85 |
2022-10-04 |
| 16. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
115.36 |
1.0453 |
-0.0343 |
114 |
1 |
115.36 |
2022-09-30 |
| 17. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
115.14 |
1.0233 |
-0.0152 |
188 |
1 |
115.14 |
2022-10-04 |
| 18. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
115.10 |
0.9998 |
0.0135 |
55 |
1 |
115.10 |
2022-10-04 |
| 19. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
114.34 |
1.0476 |
-0.0497 |
138 |
1 |
114.34 |
2022-10-04 |
| 20. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
113.07 |
0.9926 |
-0.0079 |
143 |
1 |
113.07 |
2022-09-30 |
| 21. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
113.00 |
1.0187 |
-0.0301 |
106 |
2 |
107.40 |
2022-10-04 |
| 22. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
112.99 |
0.9873 |
-0.0023 |
107 |
1 |
112.99 |
2022-09-30 |
| 23. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
111.68 |
0.9845 |
-0.0065 |
144 |
1 |
111.68 |
2022-10-04 |
| 24. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
111.68 |
1.0388 |
-0.0708 |
106 |
2 |
106.15 |
2022-10-04 |
| 25. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
111.65 |
1.0283 |
-0.0527 |
120 |
1 |
111.65 |
2022-09-30 |
| 26. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
111.25 |
1.0425 |
-0.0733 |
97 |
1 |
111.25 |
2022-10-04 |
| 27. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
110.24 |
0.9934 |
-0.0350 |
56 |
1 |
110.24 |
2022-09-30 |
| 28. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
109.16 |
0.9711 |
-0.0314 |
68 |
1 |
109.16 |
2022-10-04 |
| 29. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
108.77 |
1.0457 |
-0.1026 |
223 |
1 |
108.77 |
2022-09-30 |
| 30. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
108.59 |
0.9693 |
-0.0234 |
101 |
2 |
106.95 |
2022-10-04 |
| 31. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
108.02 |
0.9556 |
-0.0183 |
79 |
2 |
102.23 |
2022-09-30 |
| 32. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
107.45 |
1.0181 |
-0.0778 |
66 |
1 |
107.45 |
2022-09-30 |
| 33. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
107.34 |
1.0285 |
-0.0917 |
155 |
1 |
107.34 |
2022-10-04 |
| 34. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
107.32 |
0.9825 |
-0.0475 |
89 |
2 |
102.59 |
2022-10-04 |
| 35. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
105.84 |
1.0908 |
-0.1678 |
162 |
1 |
105.84 |
2022-10-04 |
| 36. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
104.69 |
0.9413 |
-0.0379 |
131 |
1 |
104.69 |
2022-09-30 |
| 37. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
103.61 |
0.8715 |
0.0262 |
115 |
2 |
94.05 |
2022-10-04 |
| 38. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
103.29 |
1.0527 |
-0.1625 |
123 |
1 |
103.29 |
2022-10-04 |
| 39. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
103.17 |
1.0331 |
-0.1273 |
93 |
1 |
103.17 |
2022-10-04 |
| 40. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
102.61 |
1.0003 |
-0.1105 |
81 |
1 |
102.61 |
2022-09-30 |
| 41. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
101.35 |
1.0406 |
-0.1699 |
63 |
1 |
101.35 |
2022-10-04 |
| 42. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
101.18 |
1.0129 |
-0.1220 |
103 |
1 |
101.18 |
2022-10-04 |
| 43. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
100.73 |
1.0113 |
-0.1463 |
79 |
1 |
100.73 |
2022-10-04 |
| 44. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
99.95 |
1.0501 |
-0.1933 |
81 |
1 |
99.95 |
2022-10-04 |
| 45. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
99.66 |
0.9796 |
-0.1064 |
109 |
2 |
98.38 |
2022-10-04 |
| 46. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
99.35 |
1.0608 |
-0.2055 |
91 |
1 |
99.35 |
2022-10-04 |
| 47. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
97.52 |
0.9534 |
-0.1089 |
74 |
1 |
97.52 |
2022-10-04 |