Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
80.50 |
1.0530 |
0.1833 |
110 |
2 |
67.99 |
2022-02-11 |
2. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
80.48 |
1.0814 |
0.1402 |
110 |
1 |
80.48 |
2022-02-11 |
3. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
80.08 |
0.9903 |
0.2339 |
121 |
2 |
68.48 |
2022-08-14 |
4. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
79.78 |
1.0285 |
0.1943 |
155 |
3 |
77.35 |
2022-02-11 |
5. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
76.99 |
1.1052 |
0.0724 |
99 |
1 |
76.99 |
2022-02-11 |
6. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
74.24 |
1.0169 |
0.1225 |
53 |
1 |
74.24 |
2022-01-15 |
7. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
72.97 |
0.9439 |
0.1637 |
59 |
4 |
66.24 |
2022-08-14 |
8. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
72.73 |
0.9934 |
0.1181 |
56 |
1 |
72.73 |
2022-02-11 |
9. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
72.44 |
1.0231 |
0.0852 |
103 |
1 |
72.44 |
2022-01-15 |
10. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
72.42 |
1.0322 |
0.0786 |
87 |
2 |
68.62 |
2022-02-11 |
11. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
71.77 |
1.0457 |
0.0487 |
223 |
1 |
71.77 |
2022-01-15 |
12. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
71.05 |
1.0933 |
-0.0086 |
110 |
1 |
71.05 |
2022-01-15 |
13. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
68.98 |
1.0103 |
0.0421 |
89 |
1 |
68.98 |
2022-01-15 |
14. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
67.68 |
0.9926 |
0.0436 |
143 |
1 |
67.68 |
2022-01-15 |
15. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
67.54 |
1.0476 |
-0.0114 |
138 |
1 |
67.54 |
2022-01-14 |
16. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
67.48 |
0.9679 |
0.0658 |
86 |
1 |
67.48 |
2022-01-15 |
17. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
67.02 |
1.0142 |
0.0089 |
74 |
1 |
67.02 |
2022-02-17 |
18. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
66.20 |
1.0858 |
-0.0640 |
138 |
1 |
66.20 |
2022-01-15 |
19. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
64.01 |
1.0329 |
-0.0389 |
57 |
1 |
64.01 |
2022-02-11 |
20. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
63.87 |
1.0626 |
-0.0871 |
74 |
1 |
63.87 |
2022-02-17 |
21. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
63.78 |
0.9725 |
0.0076 |
165 |
2 |
61.41 |
2022-01-21 |
22. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
63.32 |
1.0233 |
-0.0483 |
188 |
1 |
63.32 |
2022-01-14 |
23. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
62.72 |
1.0283 |
-0.0647 |
120 |
1 |
62.72 |
2022-02-11 |
24. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
61.84 |
1.0712 |
-0.1210 |
114 |
1 |
61.84 |
2022-01-21 |
25. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
61.71 |
1.0977 |
-0.1536 |
117 |
1 |
61.71 |
2022-02-11 |
26. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
60.57 |
0.9609 |
-0.0330 |
142 |
1 |
60.57 |
2022-01-14 |
27. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
59.30 |
0.9816 |
-0.0753 |
79 |
1 |
59.30 |
2022-01-30 |
28. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
58.07 |
0.9711 |
-0.0928 |
68 |
1 |
58.07 |
2022-01-21 |
29. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
56.32 |
1.0848 |
-0.2294 |
63 |
1 |
56.32 |
2022-02-11 |
30. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
56.00 |
1.0685 |
-0.2045 |
103 |
1 |
56.00 |
2022-01-21 |
31. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
55.07 |
0.8715 |
-0.0328 |
115 |
1 |
55.07 |
2022-02-17 |
32. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
52.83 |
1.0425 |
-0.2328 |
97 |
1 |
52.83 |
2022-01-21 |
33. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
51.54 |
1.0187 |
-0.2245 |
106 |
1 |
51.54 |
2022-02-11 |
34. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
50.74 |
0.9899 |
-0.2050 |
96 |
1 |
50.74 |
2022-01-30 |