| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
103.11 |
1.0712 |
0.5643 |
114 |
1 |
103.11 |
2021-02-12 |
| 2. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
102.82 |
1.0607 |
0.5596 |
77 |
1 |
102.82 |
2021-02-15 |
| 3. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
96.36 |
1.0311 |
0.4880 |
71 |
4 |
76.26 |
2021-02-12 |
| 4. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
95.29 |
1.0530 |
0.4615 |
110 |
1 |
95.29 |
2021-02-12 |
| 5. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
93.95 |
1.0778 |
0.4356 |
122 |
2 |
90.53 |
2021-02-15 |
| 6. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
93.91 |
1.0439 |
0.4447 |
90 |
1 |
93.91 |
2021-02-12 |
| 7. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
90.51 |
1.0966 |
0.3137 |
121 |
1 |
90.51 |
2021-02-12 |
| 8. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
89.80 |
1.0436 |
0.3726 |
101 |
1 |
89.80 |
2021-02-12 |
| 9. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
89.15 |
1.0209 |
0.4111 |
154 |
2 |
60.85 |
2021-03-01 |
| 10. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
87.69 |
1.0848 |
0.2842 |
63 |
1 |
87.69 |
2021-02-12 |
| 11. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
87.48 |
1.0476 |
0.3213 |
138 |
1 |
87.48 |
2021-02-12 |
| 12. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
86.58 |
0.9009 |
0.4778 |
129 |
4 |
56.34 |
2021-02-18 |
| 13. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
85.65 |
1.0977 |
0.2367 |
117 |
1 |
85.65 |
2021-02-12 |
| 14. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
81.89 |
1.0756 |
0.2228 |
56 |
1 |
81.89 |
2021-02-12 |
| 15. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
81.72 |
1.0169 |
0.2763 |
53 |
2 |
60.48 |
2021-02-12 |
| 16. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
80.95 |
1.0003 |
0.2680 |
81 |
1 |
80.95 |
2021-02-12 |
| 17. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
78.94 |
1.0685 |
0.1459 |
103 |
1 |
78.94 |
2021-02-12 |
| 18. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
78.29 |
1.0388 |
0.1804 |
106 |
1 |
78.29 |
2021-02-15 |
| 19. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
77.13 |
0.9714 |
0.2465 |
146 |
1 |
77.13 |
2021-02-15 |
| 20. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
76.91 |
0.9192 |
0.3082 |
116 |
1 |
76.91 |
2021-02-12 |
| 21. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
69.19 |
1.0285 |
0.0721 |
155 |
1 |
69.19 |
2021-02-15 |
| 22. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
67.03 |
1.0181 |
0.0045 |
66 |
1 |
67.03 |
2021-02-12 |
| 23. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
67.01 |
0.9816 |
0.0909 |
79 |
1 |
67.01 |
2021-02-12 |
| 24. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
62.26 |
0.9679 |
0.0241 |
86 |
1 |
62.26 |
2021-02-12 |
| 25. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
60.60 |
1.0113 |
-0.0452 |
79 |
2 |
53.28 |
2021-02-12 |
| 26. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
60.59 |
0.8715 |
0.0878 |
115 |
1 |
60.59 |
2021-02-12 |
| 27. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
55.64 |
1.0120 |
-0.1695 |
61 |
3 |
42.91 |
2021-02-12 |
| 28. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
55.42 |
1.0858 |
-0.2200 |
138 |
1 |
55.42 |
2021-02-12 |
| 29. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
54.49 |
0.9893 |
-0.1343 |
66 |
1 |
54.49 |
2021-02-12 |
| 30. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
46.05 |
1.0628 |
-0.3085 |
68 |
1 |
46.05 |
2021-02-12 |
| 31. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
44.02 |
1.0329 |
-0.3611 |
57 |
2 |
42.08 |
2021-02-12 |
| 32. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
42.27 |
1.0670 |
-0.3834 |
97 |
1 |
42.27 |
2021-02-12 |
| 33. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
40.01 |
1.0318 |
-0.3737 |
119 |
2 |
35.43 |
2021-03-03 |
| 34. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
39.61 |
1.0314 |
-0.4388 |
53 |
1 |
39.61 |
2021-02-15 |
| 35. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
39.22 |
1.0280 |
-0.4278 |
75 |
1 |
39.22 |
2021-02-12 |
| 36. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
37.33 |
0.9792 |
-0.4100 |
158 |
1 |
37.33 |
2021-02-18 |
| 37. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
35.96 |
1.0322 |
-0.4561 |
87 |
1 |
35.96 |
2021-02-18 |
| 38. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
35.60 |
0.9725 |
-0.3870 |
165 |
1 |
35.60 |
2021-02-12 |
| 39. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
35.50 |
0.9873 |
-0.4197 |
107 |
1 |
35.50 |
2021-02-12 |
| 40. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
34.44 |
1.0231 |
-0.4780 |
103 |
1 |
34.44 |
2021-02-18 |
| 41. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
33.27 |
0.9945 |
-0.4543 |
91 |
1 |
33.27 |
2021-02-12 |
| 42. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
33.17 |
0.9609 |
-0.4324 |
142 |
1 |
33.17 |
2021-02-27 |
| 43. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
32.46 |
1.0337 |
-0.5278 |
119 |
1 |
32.46 |
2021-03-01 |
| 44. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
32.11 |
1.0501 |
-0.5572 |
81 |
1 |
32.11 |
2021-02-12 |
| 45. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
30.98 |
1.0908 |
-0.5802 |
162 |
1 |
30.98 |
2021-02-12 |
| 46. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
30.33 |
0.9711 |
-0.4859 |
68 |
1 |
30.33 |
2021-02-12 |