| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
82.25 |
1.0626 |
0.3589 |
74 |
2 |
71.22 |
2021-05-29 |
| 2. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
74.95 |
1.0530 |
0.2373 |
127 |
3 |
61.66 |
2021-06-10 |
| 3. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
73.30 |
1.0322 |
0.2351 |
87 |
1 |
73.30 |
2021-05-27 |
| 4. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
71.18 |
1.1084 |
0.1214 |
81 |
1 |
71.18 |
2021-05-27 |
| 5. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
70.96 |
1.0501 |
0.1711 |
81 |
2 |
61.77 |
2021-05-29 |
| 6. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
68.19 |
0.9997 |
0.1804 |
82 |
2 |
63.14 |
2021-06-10 |
| 7. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
65.52 |
1.0977 |
0.0331 |
117 |
3 |
58.89 |
2021-06-10 |
| 8. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
64.06 |
1.0439 |
0.0622 |
90 |
1 |
64.06 |
2021-05-29 |
| 9. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
63.97 |
1.0628 |
0.0449 |
68 |
1 |
63.97 |
2021-05-27 |
| 10. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
63.25 |
0.9825 |
0.1120 |
89 |
2 |
56.81 |
2021-06-10 |
| 11. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
63.04 |
1.0933 |
-0.0070 |
110 |
1 |
63.04 |
2021-05-27 |
| 12. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
62.99 |
1.0233 |
0.0641 |
188 |
3 |
57.81 |
2021-05-29 |
| 13. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
62.78 |
1.0331 |
0.0523 |
93 |
1 |
62.78 |
2021-05-27 |
| 14. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
62.62 |
1.0966 |
-0.0134 |
121 |
2 |
61.72 |
2021-05-27 |
| 15. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
61.51 |
1.0524 |
0.0035 |
113 |
1 |
61.51 |
2021-05-29 |
| 16. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
60.98 |
0.9945 |
0.0536 |
91 |
1 |
60.98 |
2021-05-27 |
| 17. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
60.86 |
1.0527 |
-0.0043 |
123 |
1 |
60.86 |
2021-06-10 |
| 18. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
60.26 |
1.0848 |
-0.0454 |
63 |
1 |
60.26 |
2021-05-27 |
| 19. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
59.19 |
0.9816 |
0.0404 |
79 |
1 |
59.19 |
2021-05-29 |
| 20. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
59.17 |
1.0778 |
-0.0534 |
122 |
1 |
59.17 |
2021-05-27 |
| 21. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
58.22 |
1.0311 |
-0.0240 |
71 |
1 |
58.22 |
2021-05-29 |
| 22. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
56.59 |
0.9439 |
0.0331 |
59 |
2 |
51.54 |
2021-05-29 |
| 23. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
56.45 |
1.0476 |
-0.0731 |
138 |
1 |
56.45 |
2021-05-29 |
| 24. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
56.22 |
1.0142 |
-0.0425 |
74 |
1 |
56.22 |
2021-05-29 |
| 25. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
55.81 |
0.9893 |
-0.0260 |
66 |
1 |
55.81 |
2021-05-27 |
| 26. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
55.73 |
1.0285 |
-0.0642 |
155 |
1 |
55.73 |
2021-05-27 |
| 27. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
55.22 |
1.0457 |
-0.0904 |
223 |
2 |
51.53 |
2021-05-29 |
| 28. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
55.21 |
1.0595 |
-0.1090 |
134 |
1 |
55.21 |
2021-05-27 |
| 29. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
55.11 |
0.8715 |
0.0811 |
115 |
1 |
55.11 |
2021-05-29 |
| 30. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
55.02 |
1.0209 |
-0.0701 |
154 |
1 |
55.02 |
2021-05-27 |
| 31. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
54.42 |
1.0337 |
-0.1006 |
119 |
1 |
54.42 |
2021-05-27 |
| 32. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
52.99 |
1.0453 |
-0.1290 |
114 |
1 |
52.99 |
2021-05-27 |
| 33. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
49.24 |
0.9934 |
-0.1419 |
56 |
1 |
49.24 |
2021-05-27 |
| 34. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
44.90 |
1.1314 |
-0.3658 |
67 |
1 |
44.90 |
2021-05-27 |
| 35. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
43.82 |
0.9534 |
-0.1981 |
74 |
1 |
43.82 |
2021-05-29 |
| 36. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
41.96 |
1.0229 |
-0.2995 |
105 |
1 |
41.96 |
2021-05-27 |
| 37. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
41.89 |
0.8967 |
-0.1742 |
85 |
1 |
41.89 |
2021-05-29 |
| 38. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
40.25 |
1.0181 |
-0.3268 |
66 |
1 |
40.25 |
2021-05-29 |