| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
100.56 |
1.0741 |
0.3710 |
122 |
2 |
84.49 |
2022-08-29 |
| 2. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
98.74 |
1.0626 |
0.3556 |
74 |
1 |
98.74 |
2022-08-29 |
| 3. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
91.00 |
1.0052 |
0.3019 |
76 |
1 |
91.00 |
2022-08-29 |
| 4. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
88.06 |
1.0283 |
0.2364 |
120 |
1 |
88.06 |
2022-08-29 |
| 5. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
87.64 |
0.9679 |
0.2904 |
86 |
2 |
79.40 |
2023-12-04 |
| 6. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
81.64 |
1.1314 |
0.0423 |
67 |
2 |
81.09 |
2021-03-02 |
| 7. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
81.42 |
1.0331 |
0.1382 |
93 |
3 |
57.79 |
2023-12-04 |
| 8. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
81.33 |
0.9792 |
0.1894 |
158 |
1 |
81.33 |
2022-08-29 |
| 9. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
81.00 |
1.0756 |
0.0884 |
56 |
2 |
79.63 |
2021-06-04 |
| 10. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
79.54 |
1.0120 |
0.1306 |
61 |
1 |
79.54 |
2022-07-24 |
| 11. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
79.14 |
0.9945 |
0.1414 |
91 |
1 |
79.14 |
2021-03-02 |
| 12. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
78.96 |
1.0933 |
0.0410 |
110 |
1 |
78.96 |
2022-08-29 |
| 13. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
78.62 |
1.1084 |
0.0210 |
81 |
2 |
73.92 |
2023-12-04 |
| 14. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
78.61 |
0.9711 |
0.1584 |
68 |
1 |
78.61 |
2023-12-04 |
| 15. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
78.37 |
1.0003 |
0.1252 |
81 |
2 |
72.31 |
2023-12-04 |
| 16. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
77.28 |
0.9725 |
0.1388 |
165 |
1 |
77.28 |
2022-07-24 |
| 17. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
76.59 |
0.9864 |
0.1136 |
65 |
1 |
76.59 |
2022-08-29 |
| 18. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
76.51 |
1.0318 |
0.0674 |
119 |
2 |
70.14 |
2021-06-04 |
| 19. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
75.91 |
1.0103 |
0.0808 |
89 |
1 |
75.91 |
2022-08-29 |
| 20. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
75.53 |
1.0311 |
0.0546 |
71 |
2 |
69.67 |
2023-12-04 |
| 21. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
75.28 |
1.0129 |
0.0678 |
103 |
1 |
75.28 |
2021-06-04 |
| 22. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
74.67 |
0.9903 |
0.0823 |
121 |
1 |
74.67 |
2022-08-29 |
| 23. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
74.32 |
1.0476 |
0.0202 |
138 |
2 |
66.22 |
2022-06-21 |
| 24. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
73.75 |
1.0778 |
-0.0190 |
122 |
2 |
64.73 |
2022-08-29 |
| 25. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
73.59 |
0.9934 |
0.0641 |
56 |
2 |
61.60 |
2022-08-29 |
| 26. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
72.56 |
1.0908 |
-0.0483 |
162 |
1 |
72.56 |
2021-03-02 |
| 27. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
70.68 |
1.0501 |
-0.0357 |
81 |
1 |
70.68 |
2022-08-29 |
| 28. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
68.34 |
1.0169 |
-0.0341 |
53 |
1 |
68.34 |
2022-08-29 |
| 29. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
66.79 |
0.9899 |
-0.0300 |
96 |
2 |
64.45 |
2022-08-29 |
| 30. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
65.83 |
0.9873 |
-0.0404 |
107 |
1 |
65.83 |
2022-06-28 |
| 31. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
65.70 |
0.9009 |
0.0431 |
129 |
1 |
65.70 |
2022-07-24 |
| 32. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
64.52 |
0.9845 |
-0.0573 |
144 |
1 |
64.52 |
2022-08-29 |
| 33. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
62.93 |
1.0530 |
-0.1492 |
127 |
1 |
62.93 |
2021-06-04 |
| 34. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
61.27 |
1.0738 |
-0.1941 |
142 |
1 |
61.27 |
2022-07-24 |
| 35. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
61.06 |
1.0712 |
-0.1938 |
114 |
2 |
52.44 |
2022-07-24 |
| 36. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
60.96 |
0.9192 |
-0.0439 |
116 |
2 |
59.83 |
2021-06-04 |
| 37. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
59.58 |
0.9413 |
-0.0860 |
131 |
2 |
55.75 |
2022-06-21 |
| 38. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
58.01 |
0.8715 |
-0.0390 |
115 |
1 |
58.01 |
2021-06-04 |
| 39. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
57.40 |
1.0314 |
-0.2070 |
53 |
1 |
57.40 |
2022-06-21 |
| 40. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
55.33 |
1.0439 |
-0.2490 |
90 |
1 |
55.33 |
2022-08-29 |
| 41. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
53.60 |
1.0142 |
-0.2440 |
74 |
1 |
53.60 |
2022-08-29 |
| 42. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
50.41 |
1.0527 |
-0.3281 |
123 |
1 |
50.41 |
2022-08-29 |