| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
125.94 |
0.9934 |
0.3021 |
56 |
23 |
80.72 |
2021-01-06 |
| 2. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
123.57 |
1.0670 |
0.2133 |
97 |
18 |
89.08 |
2020-12-26 |
| 3. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
121.60 |
1.0908 |
0.1665 |
162 |
11 |
90.46 |
2021-01-24 |
| 4. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
120.80 |
1.0628 |
0.1973 |
68 |
23 |
78.62 |
2021-01-09 |
| 5. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
119.76 |
1.0311 |
0.2063 |
71 |
21 |
84.27 |
2021-01-24 |
| 6. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
119.60 |
1.0741 |
0.1672 |
122 |
8 |
99.95 |
2021-01-17 |
| 7. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
118.57 |
1.0626 |
0.1654 |
74 |
2 |
105.45 |
2020-12-18 |
| 8. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
116.96 |
0.9825 |
0.2307 |
89 |
10 |
80.93 |
2020-12-18 |
| 9. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
116.60 |
1.0738 |
0.1351 |
142 |
4 |
98.09 |
2020-12-22 |
| 10. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
115.89 |
1.0607 |
0.1358 |
77 |
29 |
83.85 |
2021-01-06 |
| 11. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
115.49 |
1.0712 |
0.1350 |
114 |
7 |
91.36 |
2020-12-26 |
| 12. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
114.73 |
1.0530 |
0.1442 |
110 |
5 |
100.24 |
2020-12-26 |
| 13. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
113.82 |
1.0406 |
0.1260 |
63 |
9 |
91.62 |
2020-12-26 |
| 14. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
112.10 |
0.9439 |
0.2070 |
59 |
1 |
112.10 |
2020-12-18 |
| 15. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
111.40 |
0.9997 |
0.1434 |
82 |
17 |
78.45 |
2020-12-18 |
| 16. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
111.08 |
1.0453 |
0.1093 |
114 |
13 |
90.38 |
2021-10-09 |
| 17. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
109.91 |
0.9816 |
0.1602 |
79 |
12 |
77.96 |
2020-12-23 |
| 18. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
109.01 |
1.0103 |
0.1191 |
89 |
5 |
83.72 |
2021-01-06 |
| 19. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
108.34 |
1.0283 |
0.0947 |
120 |
4 |
86.88 |
2020-12-26 |
| 20. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
107.98 |
1.0280 |
0.0809 |
75 |
2 |
87.88 |
2021-01-09 |
| 21. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
107.49 |
1.1237 |
-0.0292 |
71 |
12 |
81.97 |
2021-05-13 |
| 22. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
105.15 |
0.9893 |
0.0977 |
66 |
21 |
74.39 |
2021-05-13 |
| 23. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
104.69 |
1.0933 |
-0.0085 |
110 |
3 |
83.88 |
2021-01-17 |
| 24. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
104.16 |
1.1052 |
-0.0202 |
99 |
2 |
92.16 |
2021-01-09 |
| 25. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
103.58 |
0.9693 |
0.1057 |
101 |
13 |
83.26 |
2020-12-23 |
| 26. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
101.53 |
0.9926 |
0.0567 |
143 |
3 |
97.58 |
2021-01-03 |
| 27. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
99.05 |
0.9679 |
0.0652 |
86 |
13 |
81.99 |
2020-12-20 |
| 28. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
98.85 |
1.0285 |
0.0071 |
155 |
4 |
72.16 |
2020-12-13 |
| 29. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
98.60 |
1.0233 |
0.0123 |
188 |
3 |
83.16 |
2020-12-23 |
| 30. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
98.53 |
0.9714 |
0.0528 |
146 |
5 |
77.36 |
2021-01-24 |
| 31. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
97.86 |
0.9873 |
0.0312 |
107 |
7 |
83.47 |
2021-01-04 |
| 32. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
97.82 |
1.0530 |
-0.0488 |
127 |
2 |
85.43 |
2021-01-09 |
| 33. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
96.78 |
1.0457 |
-0.0445 |
223 |
7 |
90.56 |
2021-01-06 |
| 34. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
96.65 |
0.9725 |
0.0335 |
165 |
3 |
72.08 |
2020-12-20 |
| 35. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
95.76 |
0.9864 |
0.0000 |
65 |
22 |
72.60 |
2020-12-21 |
| 36. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
95.29 |
0.9940 |
-0.0142 |
121 |
5 |
82.08 |
2021-01-09 |
| 37. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
95.19 |
1.0322 |
-0.0448 |
87 |
12 |
79.42 |
2020-12-21 |
| 38. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
94.74 |
0.9899 |
-0.0016 |
96 |
4 |
72.94 |
2021-01-09 |
| 39. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
94.01 |
1.0388 |
-0.0700 |
106 |
2 |
83.55 |
2021-01-06 |
| 40. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
93.76 |
0.9903 |
-0.0188 |
121 |
2 |
83.08 |
2021-01-01 |
| 41. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
90.80 |
1.0848 |
-0.1540 |
63 |
2 |
80.91 |
2021-01-09 |
| 42. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
90.70 |
1.0814 |
-0.1514 |
110 |
1 |
90.70 |
2021-01-06 |
| 43. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
88.34 |
1.0318 |
-0.1066 |
119 |
1 |
88.34 |
2020-12-20 |
| 44. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
88.33 |
0.9792 |
-0.0608 |
158 |
4 |
83.69 |
2020-12-23 |
| 45. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
87.00 |
0.9845 |
-0.0753 |
144 |
5 |
75.01 |
2021-01-17 |
| 46. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
85.84 |
0.9192 |
-0.0171 |
116 |
4 |
81.89 |
2020-12-23 |
| 47. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
79.35 |
1.1084 |
-0.2889 |
81 |
1 |
79.35 |
2021-01-17 |
| 48. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
79.23 |
0.9609 |
-0.1383 |
142 |
2 |
75.43 |
2021-01-03 |
| 49. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
77.77 |
0.9534 |
-0.1582 |
74 |
1 |
77.77 |
2021-01-06 |
| 50. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
77.75 |
1.0977 |
-0.2949 |
117 |
1 |
77.75 |
2021-01-17 |
| 51. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
73.74 |
1.0337 |
-0.2758 |
119 |
1 |
73.74 |
2021-02-11 |
| 52. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
70.97 |
0.8967 |
-0.1710 |
85 |
1 |
70.97 |
2020-12-23 |
| 53. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
70.26 |
0.8715 |
-0.1429 |
115 |
3 |
56.67 |
2021-02-11 |
| 54. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
68.83 |
1.0439 |
-0.3370 |
90 |
1 |
68.83 |
2021-05-13 |
| 55. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
68.46 |
1.0329 |
-0.3097 |
57 |
1 |
68.46 |
2021-01-17 |
| 56. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
67.59 |
0.9556 |
-0.2599 |
79 |
1 |
67.59 |
2021-01-09 |
| 57. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
63.59 |
0.9711 |
-0.3180 |
68 |
1 |
63.59 |
2021-02-11 |
| 58. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
62.85 |
1.0756 |
-0.4280 |
56 |
1 |
62.85 |
2021-01-06 |
| 59. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
62.54 |
0.9796 |
-0.3305 |
109 |
1 |
62.54 |
2020-12-18 |
| 60. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
62.39 |
0.9009 |
-0.2557 |
129 |
1 |
62.39 |
2021-01-24 |
| 61. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
55.17 |
1.0314 |
-0.4737 |
53 |
1 |
55.17 |
2021-10-09 |