mydl0 (zrejh_)

Race #499

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Official speed 73.28 wpm (66.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 7, 2020 7:25:58pm UTC
Race Finish July 7, 2020 7:27:05pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. thecartel (91.68 wpm)
4. alphasd (63.13 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 90.38
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.