Kevin (zhengfeilong)

Race #696

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Official speed 117.12 wpm (41.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 12, 2019 10:16:48pm UTC
Race Finish February 12, 2019 10:17:30pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. gkdude (111.06 wpm)
3. thebluecrab (101.84 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 140.55
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...