Yoga (yogaprasss)

Race #778

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Official speed 69.27 wpm (64.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 2, 2019 3:32:35am UTC
Race Finish September 2, 2019 3:33:40am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. makeanameforyourself (69.10 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 85.44
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.