View Pit Stop page for race #9279 by x_missin_pgl_2008_x — Ghost race
View profile for Matilda (x_missin_pgl_2008_x)
Official speed | 70.51 wpm (89.52 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 1, 2019 5:47:08pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 1, 2019 5:48:38pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. dimagster (84.12 wpm) 3. machinegungeek (70.69 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 103.41 |
Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |