paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #280415

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Official speed 148.31 wpm (27.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 19, 2020 8:58:28am UTC
Race Finish November 19, 2020 8:58:55am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. michaljanik (65.41 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 153.25
Text #3810609 (Length: 335 characters)

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.