paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #278631

View Pit Stop page for race #278631 by wordracer888Ghost race

View profile for paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Official speed 119.28 wpm (54.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 13, 2020 8:57:00am UTC
Race Finish October 13, 2020 8:57:55am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. clearlynotkevin (104.50 wpm)
3. ivalion513 (94.49 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 202.78
Text #4350328 (Length: 545 characters)

My wife's mother is visiting, Father. And Tuesday night, she's cooking us a carp. It's a tasty fish, I've got nothing against it. But, because it's supposedly filled with impurities, she buys it live and for three days, it's been swimming... up and down... in my bathtub. Up and down... and I hate it. I can't stand the sight of it, moving its gills. Now, you're standing very close to me, Father; have you noticed? Yes. I haven't had a bath for three days. I can't go home until the carp is asleep because if I see it, swimming... I'll kill it.