paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #263685

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Official speed 97.01 wpm (41.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 5, 2020 2:53:08am UTC
Race Finish April 5, 2020 2:53:49am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. hebibuki (80.55 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 100.24
Text #3810609 (Length: 335 characters)

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.