paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #258398

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Official speed 126.78 wpm (44.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 7, 2020 7:55:50am UTC
Race Finish February 7, 2020 7:56:35am UTC
Outcome No win (1 of 1)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 190.16
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!