paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #241671

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Official speed 133.29 wpm (44.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 8, 2019 2:24:30am UTC
Race Finish June 8, 2019 2:25:14am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. clint_kun (94.26 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 206.60
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.