paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #216354

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Official speed 138.63 wpm (40.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 7, 2019 11:58:17am UTC
Race Finish January 7, 2019 11:58:58am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 207.95
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!