paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #201969

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Official speed 137.91 wpm (32.63 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 5, 2018 10:21:37am UTC
Race Finish November 5, 2018 10:22:10am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Opponents 1. sircw (142.78 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 170.08
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.