paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #160510

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Official speed 112.49 wpm (35.74 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 22, 2018 8:16:37am UTC
Race Finish March 22, 2018 8:17:13am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. himajintyper (117.09 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 116.24
Text #3810609 (Length: 335 characters)

You probably think it's just a hamburger. A patty's just a piece of meat but it can have character. See that doughnut hole? Gets 18 patties to the pound instead of 16. Saves me about $40,000 a year. That's serious money, Ron. I plug the hole with lettuce, tomatoes, onions, spices. I cover it with a pickle. They'll never miss a thing.