paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #155742

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Official speed 128.81 wpm (32.70 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 13, 2018 4:05:31am UTC
Race Finish February 13, 2018 4:06:03am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. methawatc (91.19 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 143.83
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!