paperboy ditty (wordracer888)

Race #150917

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Official speed 118.37 wpm (44.00 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 6, 2018 9:54:43am UTC
Race Finish January 6, 2018 9:55:27am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. alanis (101.32 wpm)
3. estevaoima (94.66 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 163.74
Text #3640484 (Length: 434 characters)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!