View Pit Stop page for race #11732 by william_david — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 103.18 wpm (70.71 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 19, 2023 5:31:15pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 19, 2023 5:32:26pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. here_takemytoast (133.69 wpm) 2. teiloq (117.83 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 173.68 |
| Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |