will (willh)

Race #9256

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Official speed 108.29 wpm (45.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 17, 2016 12:34:52am UTC
Race Finish January 17, 2016 12:35:37am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.