VirginityTheft (virginitytheft)

Race #46

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Official speed 72.37 wpm (66.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 20, 2018 1:48:31am UTC
Race Finish December 20, 2018 1:49:38am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 86.85
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...