Veklion (veklion)

Race #10616

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Official speed 114.57 wpm (39.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 13, 2020 1:28:10am UTC
Race Finish April 13, 2020 1:28:49am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. agent_artemis (120.75 wpm)
3. ryanssd (104.78 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 141.31
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.