View Pit Stop page for race #1048 by variicola_not_pneumoniae — Ghost race
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Official speed | 70.83 wpm (89.11 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 20, 2019 10:02:17am UTC |
Race Finish | November 20, 2019 10:03:46am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. orderadchaos (66.04 wpm) |
Accuracy | 95.0% |
Points | 125.13 |
Text | #3811327 (Length: 526 characters) It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else! |