View Pit Stop page for race #19440 by valikor — Ghost race
View profile for 👺John Lachney (valikor)
| Official speed | 142.12 wpm (29.64 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | March 25, 2011 1:36:40pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 25, 2011 1:37:10pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |