View Pit Stop page for race #629 by upstart1 — Ghost race
View profile for the fraud chanman jacks off every night (upstart1)
| Official speed | 114.20 wpm (36.88 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | October 2, 2012 8:03:52pm UTC |
| Race Finish | October 2, 2012 8:04:29pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
| Opponents |
1. hellishemo1 (121.80 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 95.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |