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Race #697

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Official speed 106.98 wpm (45.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 19, 2018 4:31:39am UTC
Race Finish February 19, 2018 4:32:25am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. rodgerjohnson (88.43 wpm)
4. jkhindo64 (67.10 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 128.37
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...