Rey (typingaccount6)

Race #1074

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Official speed 134.22 wpm (33.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 11, 2020 11:53:31pm UTC
Race Finish May 11, 2020 11:54:04pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. johnnew (151.06 wpm)
3. cypher_xd (116.63 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 165.54
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.