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Race #58397

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Official speed 112.86 wpm (42.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 25, 2019 3:02:55pm UTC
Race Finish September 25, 2019 3:03:38pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. ehj53 (116.37 wpm)
3. dmaulish (99.94 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 135.43
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...