James (tunny)

Race #39

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Official speed 55.04 wpm (76.53 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 29, 2010 4:46:08am UTC
Race Finish October 29, 2010 4:47:24am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.