h (tinyprick617)

Race #207

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Official speed 87.28 wpm (51.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 10, 2019 5:22:08am UTC
Race Finish June 10, 2019 5:22:59am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. sputype (106.36 wpm)
2. meio (93.26 wpm)
4. mzzsarahx3 (60.78 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 107.65
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.