Max (thionylchloride)

Race #139

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Official speed 81.19 wpm (73.75 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 16, 2019 10:38:03pm UTC
Race Finish January 16, 2019 10:39:17pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. tt_richard (85.63 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 125.85
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.