View Pit Stop page for race #359 by thewall — Ghost race
View profile for Greg (thewall)
Official speed | 59.75 wpm (70.49 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 11, 2011 6:21:55pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 11, 2011 6:23:06pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
2. infinitusone (59.39 wpm) |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |