View Pit Stop page for race #272 by thesilliest — Ghost race
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Official speed | 123.70 wpm (34.05 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 4, 2020 11:10:56pm UTC |
Race Finish | June 4, 2020 11:11:30pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. yunguber (139.73 wpm) 2. dogfoodlid (137.62 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 127.82 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |