Laggy (thefitfatass)

Race #15945

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Official speed 101.10 wpm (47.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 25, 2019 8:28:39pm UTC
Race Finish February 25, 2019 8:29:26pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 3. benschi98 (74.89 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 121.32
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...