View Pit Stop page for race #1343 by the_sesquipedalienist — Ghost race
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Official speed | 82.87 wpm (45.18 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | July 15, 2021 7:31:26am UTC |
Race Finish | July 15, 2021 7:32:11am UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
5. lylehti (74.57 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 81.49 |
Text | #3550172 (Length: 312 characters) Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking. |