purplefr|ction (tesla_diesel)

Race #64342

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Official speed 118.83 wpm (52.92 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 14, 2017 3:54:55pm UTC
Race Finish April 14, 2017 3:55:47pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. isuckbutimtrying (100.42 wpm)
3. johndue21 (88.59 wpm)
4. veklion (87.65 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
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Now, that's 200 dollars, dead or alive. I'm aware this is probably disconcerting news, but I'm willing to wager this man was elected sheriff sometime in the last 2 years. I know this because 3 years ago, he was rustling cattle from the B.C. Corrigan Cattle Company of Lubbock, Texas. Now this is a warrant, made out by circuit court Judge Henry Allen Laudermilk of Austin, Texas. You're encouraged to wire him. He'll back up who I am, and who your dear departed sheriff was. In other words, Marshall, you owe me 200 dollars.