XanderManCan (tacticaltoast)

Race #2725

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Official speed 67.68 wpm (62.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 19, 2019 2:34:03am UTC
Race Finish February 19, 2019 2:35:05am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. eggs979 (97.41 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 75.58
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Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!