Jess (switi_pits)

Race #203

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Official speed 72.56 wpm (66.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 17, 2019 8:53:30pm UTC
Race Finish July 17, 2019 8:54:37pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. sinkingecstasies (62.17 wpm)
4. megawutt (61.25 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 87.08
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...