David (sweetswiss)

Race #1956

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Official speed 93.20 wpm (52.02 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 14, 2018 2:05:01am UTC
Race Finish September 14, 2018 2:05:53am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. hannahjoyjoy (81.85 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 111.84
Text #3641419 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...