SukkelNoob (sukkelnoob)

Race #310

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Official speed 58.29 wpm (83.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 24, 2019 6:50:16pm UTC
Race Finish January 24, 2019 6:51:39pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. drsteam (58.15 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 69.95
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...