Justin (speersj)

Race #78

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Official speed 113.24 wpm (42.81 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 18, 2019 11:29:54pm UTC
Race Finish June 18, 2019 11:30:37pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. vdud3 (137.00 wpm)
2. xiangchen (115.91 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 135.88
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...