View Pit Stop page for race #339 by sniz — Ghost race
| Official speed | 54.15 wpm (77.78 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | April 1, 2014 6:18:22am UTC |
| Race Finish | April 1, 2014 6:19:40am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 3) |
| Opponents |
2. 0wned21 (58.27 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 93.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |