Snake (snake_eyes)

Race #1681

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Official speed 70.56 wpm (80.27 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 10, 2020 5:21:46pm UTC
Race Finish January 10, 2020 5:23:07pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. kerby_berby (75.47 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 105.83
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!