chillin (slekap)

Race #9372

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Official speed 160.66 wpm (49.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 12, 2019 12:41:08am UTC
Race Finish February 12, 2019 12:41:58am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 353.45
Text #718 (Length: 664 characters)

And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out. You could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though, you need about sixteen. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute... Hence the expression "greedy as a pig."